Going into the toilet at work do your business and they have just been cleaned...
an ice cold toilet seat for that matter...
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Going into the toilet at work do your business and they have just been cleaned...
an ice cold toilet seat for that matter...
That really is one of those great little pleasures in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by shannonman
....it's Springtime. I'm sick of going to work in the dark. Roll on the brighter mornings and the long evenings.
The now rare, novelty like days, when there's just a pub, a juke box, a few old mates, a bit of banter and all day to get drunk.
Seconded, with the note that I love the nights getting shorter too; bit of atmosphere about the evenings. You'd get tired of one or the other all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Onefootednopace
A few weeks before I became a parent for the first time, a friend of mine gave me similar advice albeit alcohol fueledQuote:
Originally Posted by shannonman
"Any arsehole can be a father but it takes a real man to be a Dad"
I throw onions or something on the pan and they start making a sizzling noise.
Dog on the pitch
Dog in school, particularly if it's a big dog, like a St Bernard or a Pyrenean mountain dog
This thread has gone to the dogs...
...it's Friday !!!
When your thinking about going for a pint and you get a text asking you if you fancy one....
Dilemma over!
You finally get some direction in your life and have a plan of action. Need to brush up on my French over next 2 years.:-D
Monaco-han United?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
...when you take a dump and you don't have to spend forever cleaning it.
When Tesco sell chateauneuf-du-pape for €10. Yummy. Just opened a bottle of it. Nice.
Any time I ask Sligoman to go for pints he says no :(
You get home from a night of dancing and kick your high heels off. Nothing like it, don't ya agree boys?
The men of the French court invented high heels as a joke. Centuries later, women still haven't gotten it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
the beast returns...........welcome back boy!