Or at least a tax rebate (there's a song called the Jolly BUtcher Man which has the line - now can you give me back me change - in relation to srvices rendered, 9 months later the girl arrives at his shop ,hands him a baby and says - here ya go).
It's a horribly written article, which is why I added point 6, are they going after him because he's no longer the big hero for England?