Don't want to put words into MM's mouth but for me, and for many others whose opinion I've seen or heard, we dismiss the artificial pitch in such a negative way because it gives ye a hugely unfair advantage.
The bounce of the ball is unpredictable for anyone not used to it, which could clearly be seen in the recent game between us where two out of every three frees we gave away were due to mistiming the flight and bounce of the ball.