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05/02/2010, 12:13 PM
Wolfie

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Originally Posted by thischarmingman

I agree entirely. Also 'ballpark figure,' 'going forward,' 'meeting challenges,' and 'one to one.'

I work in customer care.

Corporate speak. Dives me insane.

There was a recent reference in an E-Mail to me which requested if an issue could be resolved "COB".

COB apparently means "Close of Business". Why not just write "Close of Business"?

Also "In the short to medium term", "tic tac on an issue" "future proof".

Spoofers lingo.
08/02/2010, 12:39 PM
brendy_�ire

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfie

E-Mail to me which requested if an issue could be resolved "COB".

COB apparently means "Close of Business". Why not just write "Close of Business"?

Get that all the time in emails. Also get "COP" (close of play). Sickening stuff really.
08/02/2010, 6:17 PM
thischarmingman

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Originally Posted by brendy_�ire

Get that all the time in emails. Also get "COP" (close of play). Sickening stuff really.

I have never come across this (yet), but that is appalling.
08/02/2010, 6:52 PM
dahamsta

Quote:

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

I agree entirely. Also 'ballpark figure,' 'going forward,' 'meeting challenges,' and 'one to one.'

"Synergies." People that say it should have a flipchart crammed up their ass. That's a powerpoint presentation I wouldn't object to.
08/02/2010, 8:07 PM
Bluebeard

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Originally Posted by dahamsta

"Synergies." People that say it should have a flipchart synergised up their ass. That's a powerpoint presentation I wouldn't object to.

This better?
11/02/2010, 2:59 PM
danthesaint

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfie

COB apparently means "Close of Business". Why not just write "Close of Business"?

haha guilty

people who type in CAPS
14/02/2010, 10:24 PM
sligoman

Saying '*Thanks*' because the Thanks button has been removed.
14/02/2010, 11:14 PM
Dunny

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Saying '*Thanks*' because the Thanks button has been removed.

*Reputation added*

;)
15/02/2010, 2:14 AM
Magicme

drinking on Sunday when you have work on Monday.

Oh and people you love moving to Australia. Dam I hate Oz.
16/02/2010, 6:59 PM
Schumi

Football on the telly with the commentary ahead of the action. Trevor Welsh is ruining tonight's game!
16/02/2010, 11:13 PM
oscar

its more than likely been posted before and probably by me

Ray D'Arcy and Jenny Kelly.......they make me sick:(
16/02/2010, 11:19 PM
juan

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Originally Posted by Schumi

Football on the telly with the commentary ahead of the action. Trevor Welsh is ruining tonight's game!

Trevor Welch would ruin any game regardless if the commentary was ahead or not.
17/02/2010, 11:11 AM
Schumi

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Originally Posted by juan

Trevor Welch would ruin any game regardless if the commentary was ahead or not.

I knew someone would say that!
17/02/2010, 12:10 PM
oscar

my missus needlessly jawing me:(
17/02/2010, 12:50 PM
Magicme

Its never needless Oscar. You are male! ;)
17/02/2010, 1:01 PM
oscar

yer all mad;)
17/02/2010, 5:12 PM
OwlsFan

Andy Gray caling footballers, "Son". Has anyone told his wife ??
17/02/2010, 5:21 PM
First

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Originally Posted by oscar

my missus needlessly jawing me:(

I am shocked you have a missus:p

Really I am
17/02/2010, 10:08 PM
oscar

ah now
17/02/2010, 11:29 PM
juan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schumi

I knew someone would say that!

Do I win a prize?

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