Half ejaculate, half mental disability and completely tasty...Quote:
Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton
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Half ejaculate, half mental disability and completely tasty...Quote:
Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton
Soggy biscuit then.Quote:
Originally Posted by passinginterest
I would've thought someone who ejaculates in a tardy (late) fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by passinginterest
After a quick search on urbandictionary.com, two related definitions are offered:Quote:
Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton
i) One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup/mammalsauce
ii) A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.
It is used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle. (apparently)
that's good stuff theworm, keep it... up.Quote:
Originally Posted by theworm2345
i think Tetsujin owes this messageboard the truth. What say you Tets. Are you a cumtard?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fly
lol @ cumtard.
Can't believe someone is questioning Mr 1979.
On my part I can neither confirm, nor deny, the allegation that I am the President of a gimp club for Hispanic ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
I will never dip my Rich Tea again.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton
It's an oddly specific allegation. Suspiciously so. Perhaps there exists an inherent inaccuracy in the allegation that prevents confirmation or denial? Such as The Fly not being the President of the Gimp Club for Hispanic Ladies but rather some other position of power? Chief Executive, Administrator etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fly
following extensive consultation with my lawyers, I can neither confirm nor deny the accusation, however I will say this.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
Takes one to know one.
After some wonderful time killing, news just in the Seamus Coleman has signed a new contract with Everton. Do Sligo get a few quid from this or would it only have been had his mooted transfer gone through?
Four and a half year deal, fair play to him.
Coleman signs new Everton deal
Could have sworn he signed one in the summer.
Unlikely. Usual clauses are for future transfers and senior caps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudulika
He did Charlie.my mate who works for an agent over here -who is coincidentally from donegal-was saying to me just before Christmas about this.he said his agent was a fool advising him to sign a four and a half year deal at the terms especially given the impact he has now made. I assume its just revised terms to commit him especially with piennar gone.
Well I expect both Coleman and Everton realised he had increased in value considerably.
Not sure who will have got the better deal.
Coleman will have better wages and security and Everton secured a player with a big transfer value.
He might be upgrading his a6!
Speaking of cars, there was a story in one of today's papers (The Independent?) saying that Jermaine Pennant's old club in Spain rang him to say he'd left his Porsche with personalised number plates in the local train station before he left for England. Pennant's response was that he had forgotten he owned one.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Ya but then they denied it
Well deserved. It's been a joy following his progress this season.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeLorean
TalkSport ran with it as well. Looking for Text and emails on the subject "when do you know you have too much money............."Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuttgart88
Id say he just couldn't be bothered as he just wanted to get out of there and thought he would never be back so what's the point?you dint just forget about something like that.
Seamus had a good game today.
Almost scored (twice) and full of running.
Everton want votes for Coleman for the ESPN PFA Fans' Premier League Player of the Month for January.
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archiv...eds-your-votes
The height he got up and the bravery he showed for that header and rebound shot in the second half was great to see. He showed again today why he should be starting for us.
Amazing that he hasn't even been capped for us yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noelys Guitar
Yep, I also liked how he went through two Chelsea defenders.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noelys Guitar
I remember when Duff used to do that!!
The were fouling him off the ball too such was their respect for his ability, they knew they would not catch him - lol.
I bet Moyes is glad he has just signed a new contract.
No its not? We've had one friendly game since he became a premier league regular. He's only been in the squad for one game. Thats one game he didn't play in, how is that amazing. Sounds like you're easily amazed. Look! A Blue car.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrapAPony
People need to realise that there is more to international football than getting called up to a squad and getting a game straight away. He didn't get a game straight away at Everton did he? No it took months of training every day, learning systems, positioning, different set pieces, defending and attacking before he was trusted. Same applies to International football, although international footballers are expected to pick it up quicker, albeit not all do.
Good piece here about what's expected of a professional footballer.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...y-gray-pundits
Thats a fair point joe.
Saw the game (in between channel surfing) vs Chelsea. He reminds me a bit of Ray Houghton. One of those players who is just a bundle of energy and buzzing all round the pitch. Keep it going Seamus.
Bale and Bellamy out of the Wales squad to injury. I guess Trap has no reason not to start him now!
fair post but personally i dont think Ireland is in a position anymore to be waiting for promising young players to become premiership regulars before giving them some (non-competitive even) game-time.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe_denilson
thats funny - i was thinking of Houghton too and Tony Galvin even moreso.Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
I heard some commentator comparing him to Kanchelskis.
Neville could be on his way out. Could make room for Coleman to get a chance at right back
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,195...715201,00.html
Tony Galvin was more of a cultured player and relied on crosses from his sweet left foot and didn't have the buzz of a Houghton or Coleman. I notice from Wikipedia that Galvin only scored one goal for Ireland - without checking do you know who it was against? I didn't remember but it was in a 2-0 win away from home.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
according to soccerscene.ie, it was a 2-0 win over Luxembourg (although they have it as 2-1): http://www.soccerscene.ie/sssenior/m...ils.php?id=233
i watched Galvin play for Ireland as a youngster (8-12) so i dont recall exactly what his style was like all the time but i do remember that the way he played excited me in much the same way as Coleman does.Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
And i wouldnt have had a clue about it being Luxembourg!
he got an assist V arsenal (didn't see it).
got a great stream though:D
he didnt really get an assist it was a deflection.
He just left his marker for the koscieny for the goal. well not just him in fairness 2 or 3 lost their men.