Dumbass

Always felt the term c**tfaced hoorbag to be a particularly satisfying utterance.

Which is the main thing, the best swearwords are the ones which 'feel' the best to say.
The most offensive ones mightn't necessarily sound the best.
I remember a pub discussion many moons ago where we attempted to come up with the most offensive word or phrase to use as an oath, not as an insult like, more something to shout when you hit your thumb with a hammer. The winner by a country mile at the time was dreamt up by a French lad as it happens, and though it may have dimmed a bit with the years at the time it was breathtakingly blasphemous. :D SPOILER: It was 'Penis Of Christ!'

One of my favourite insults is 'there's a smell of nearly off ya'. Nasty.

arsecandle
cheesehead
pillock
f*ckwit
waffle distributor (that was one a colleague came up with in response to continual winding up by a Belgian bloke we used to work with - it makes absolutely no sense)
mongtard
lovejoy

take yer pick

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Originally Posted by stann

Which is the main thing, the best swearwords are the ones which 'feel' the best to say.
The most offensive ones mightn't necessarily sound the best.

I remember a pub discussion many moons ago where we attempted to come up with the most offensive word or phrase to use as an oath, not as an insult like. The winner by a country mile at the time was dreamt up by a French lad as it happens, and though it may have dimmed a bit with the years at the time it was breathtakingly blasphemous. :D SPOILER: It was 'Penis Of Christ!'

One of my favourite insults is 'there's a smell of nearly off ya'.

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Far too high/narrow I and E sounds in that one. a good swear has long o's and a's in it. An old teacher of mine used to love shouting "Aaaaamaaaadáááááááin" at people. Never knew what it meant at the time but god it was effective.

Straight to the spoiler without reading the first two sentences I see. Or the bit where I said it was to find the most offensive we could come up with, not the best. :D

Is it a mistake that this is back in off-topic by the way?

IT'S ESCAPED!!!!

Quick - get the women and children into the cellar

A friend of mine at one of the local bars here had a fugly wan flirting aggressively with him. He was being nice at first, doing his best to deflect her advances. Finally he'd had enough and told her; "I don't do sperm-belchers".:D
Game, set and match.

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On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer.

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I'm in trouble aren't I?? :o :p

My personal favourite insult is to call someone a ******** ****** **** who ********* ******* their ***** while ******* ******** on ******* ******* dog and enjoys ******** their ******* ******* every ******** ****** going.


But then I'm old fashioned

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On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer. We have tried (mostly in jest) to not swear around her though we were given an examption for the Limerick-Galway game last week.

If she read this thread she would actually self-combust. I would, unforgivably, look at her smouldering remains and say, 'that is some fked up sh1t!' :)

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With that sort of care-free anything goes attitude she can't but be dynamite in bed!! :D

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Originally Posted by jebus

With that sort of care-free anything goes attitude she can't but be dynamite in bed!!

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Those American Bible Nuts and their love of firearms/explosives

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Originally Posted by Lim till i die

Those American Bible Nuts and their love of firearms/explosives

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Oh for the days when handcuffs and whips constituted cutting edge bedroom antics! :p I mean firearms? Really?

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Originally Posted by Bluebeard

@rsewipe would be my poisonous term of choice.

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ar$ewipe or d1ckhead.
So, is it ok to swear on the forum now??:eek::D
gilberto is a dumbass ;)

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So, is it ok to swear on the forum now?

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No. Consider this thread the Foot.ie Tourettes Zone.

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gilberto is a dumbass

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Now that is ok.

[quote=dahamsta;883895]No. Consider this thread the Foot.ie Tourettes Zone.

ok so, cocksucker:D

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ar$ewipe or d1ckhead.
So, is it ok to swear on the forum now??:eek::D
gilberto is a dumbass

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Thanks fellow galweigen!!. Why don't you support your local team!!;)

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Thanks fellow galweigen!!. Why don't you support your local team!!;)

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I may live in Galway but I'm not from Galway:D
Dumbass:p

This thread is probably the most infantile, puerile and downright nasty I've ever encountered.




I've enjoyed it enormously :D

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I may live in Galway but I'm not from Galway:D
Dumbass

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ooh another ''blow in'' so!!:rolleyes:.........;)

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Originally Posted by gilberto_eire

Why don't you support your local team!!;)

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Can't blame the girl for having taste;).

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Can't blame the girl for having taste;).

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Damn right:D