...he was the fattest candidate for the job and also had the worst hairstyle. In his first day in the job Pat decided to...Quote:
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...he was the fattest candidate for the job and also had the worst hairstyle. In his first day in the job Pat decided to...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
bring in mick wallace as hair consultant,sean connor as tracksuit sylist and give each squad member a copy of "the little prince" in honour of the FAI supremo Mr Delaney. all went well until.....
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Originally Posted by placid casual
Stephen Ireland phoned to say his pet hamster had an umset tummy and that he couldn't join the squad as he had to look after Hammy the Hamster. Dolan passed the matter over to Givens who....
said in his time "the squad used have to eat hamster cos thats all there was to eat and that they young these days they dont know their born,and anyways I should be the manager not that fat git".
givens was given the sack quite soon after and in his place was appointed.....
Don Givens junior who said in his dad's time "the squad used have to eat hamster cos thats all there was to eat and that the young these days dont know they're born,and anyways my dad should be the manager not that fat git". Pat Dolan was unimpressed by this diatribe and went on Setanta where he announced that...Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
the eircom league is a fabalis league and should be marketed more by the FAI.
this comment went down badly,like gillian taylforth on the m25.
delaney gave fatso the sack and replaced him with liam brady who had to be dragged outta an all nighter with dunphy in the horseshoe bar. "i love you liam brady" dunphy shouted before finding Katies Koke on the ground and dissapeared into the bar toliets shouting after him".....
..."Give Roddy Collins the Ireland job" and so the FAI appointed Roddy who went searching to see which players in England have Irish grannies; his first task was to announce the new Irish captain who is....
Jay Tabb,the young Coventry lad has a dislike for Roddy though because.......
roddy stole his pocket money to pay for his expensive taste in dunnes stores briefs and pennys aromatic candles. roddy promised him the sun,the moon and the stars,just as soon as the plastering nixer he was promised come's through. tabb attacked the northside clown with a ........
designer handbag and got very upset when the Guicci strap broke. Roddy beat a hasty retreat to his favourite pub which was called...Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
"the rale owel dubballin plasterers gaffe wha".
he had, however, forgotten he was barred for crimes to dry-lining and so off he went to his brothers place for 6 cans of dutch gold and a 10 spot of diesel hash. he had a great oul time untill....
the phone rang. It was Paul Dempsey from Setanta wondering where he was as he was supposed to have been in the studio an hour ago. He immediately hopped in to a taxi only to find....
out the taxi driver,like all taxi drivers in dublin apparently,was a Rovers fan who promptly gave roddy a right good hiding resulting in a trip to the Mater for roddy.who should he meet in A & E only.......
Martin "The Viper" Foley who was in having a few bullets removed from his chest and one from between his teeth. "Howya Martin" Roddy said "Jaysus you after been shot again !?"
foley just grunted and looked menacingly at Roddy. "ffs Martin how many is that now 17 , 18 times you've been shot, maybe your doing something wrong if all these geezers want you dead, why don't you come and join a consortium I'm putting together to buy Crawley Town FC, they're in the conference now but i'll have them in the world cup in 3 years I'm Tellin' ye, at that moment Foley's head exploded ! "feck sake" says roddy shot 28 feckin' times and he lives and now he goes and pop's his clog's right as he was going to come in on the crawley town deal Ah well guess I'll have to ask...........................
the Kilcoynes and Dunphy who immediately agreed and purchased Crawley Town and announced they were going to bring the club to play in the EL! Two weeks later, they changed their mind and sold the ground at a huge profit to a waste disposal outfit who turn the ground into an incinerator factory. Roddy got more frustrated and turned to...
paul osam who was sitting in the corner , what are we going to do paul , roddy said, all paul kept jibbering was "st pats" at which point trevor welch arrived on the scene and....................................
.... with an ill fitted sports jacket, began recounting his time as a boy in Cork where he was repeatedly...
...fed with....
..moronic sports clichés such as...
..."if I was in Pat Dolan's shoes, I'd have to.....