What?! Not even a pint in The Cottage? Outrageous!
Just on the Ulster identity; I was in Cork recently and got speaking to a lad who asked me what part of the north I was from. When I told him, he proceeded to speak to me about his time in Monaghan, and I got the impression that he treated it as being pretty much the exact same Ulsterish.
Go on, talk me through it. I'm not convinced that it's practical.