burn shearers rented Fiat Punto, before this they stole his allooys, shearer was stranded so he phoned pat devlin, his friend and.....Quote:
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burn shearers rented Fiat Punto, before this they stole his allooys, shearer was stranded so he phoned pat devlin, his friend and.....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
asked would he have talk to john delaney about giving him the ireland job, pat rang john delaney and said........
i have a bigger dope dan stan willing to take the job ,to witch he replied...Quote:
Originally Posted by ramsfan
the job is his and you can promise him i will give him three years and will back him 100%, delaney happy with his choice sat back to have a cuppa and listen to the radio when the charts came on and at number 1 was "i am the boss, i am the gaffer" by stan and his backing band the........
paul ince self-obsessed underachievers whose biggest hit was getting that clout off trator keane for siding with ian wright against schmeichel in the highbury tunnel.:eek:
which brings us only nicely to the incident where arsene wenger was caught playing with the little...
Christmas Tree air-freshener in Alex Fergusson's car,only for him to be discovered by....Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
slap head bobby charlton who regaled wenger with tales of how matt busby was a great mamager and that manchester united was more than just a fat corporate slag desperatley seeking the metaphoric semen of finacial equity.
weneger said he hadnt seen the incident and couldnt possibly comment on the christmas tree or even the christmas tree formation.
out of the corner of his eye he spotted a large hulk of a man approaching and in his hand was .......
Roy Keane's Dis-membered head, which it was plain to see had been haphazardly hacked off his shoulders. the large hulk of a man pulled down the hood which had been obscuring his features to reveal that he was in fact Alfe-Inge Haaland who grinning madly said "......
Now who's the C You Next Tuesday !!
from the dismembered head was the familiar cork squeal of keane and he says" does anyone know if george o'callaghan is for sale,like, as I'm steadily building a noahs ark of 2nd grade irish footballers,like"
wenger had enough iof this tomfoolery and off he skittled off down trafford centre when who does he bump into only stephen ireland and he pushing 3 prams and wearing a noel mooney icon around his neck for male patttern baldness relief. "ello monsiuer irlande" says arsene and to this stephen replies ...
what you talking about fool dont go dissing my barnet, it is real you know.
meanwhile in sunderland stephen hunt was discussing his transfer the most important thing being the availability of blahs, quinn says to him that there is no blahs in sunderland, hunt replies " doya want yer go bouy" quinn replies.....
"Do you like chicken nuggets?"; meanwhile a bunch of Sligo Rovers' fans started....
blaming Bohs for the war on terror. Bohs claimed it wasn't their fault. It was really...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
...Sean Connor because he left Sligo with a big......
inflatable Horse that used to belong to Lord Lucan who gave it to...........
lord mountbatton who stored it on his boat. one day while out cruising the irish waterways didnt the inflatable horse catch the breeze and off it flew into the garden of none other than ......
The Vilage Idiot who sold it in the local bar for 6 and tuppence to sean connor who used said horse to engage in various nefarious pastimes resulting in ......................
jason mcguinness plying his trade for the bohs under sean connors carefull tutelage until one day sean worked out the subtle difference between horse and donkey and my how everyone laughed at his equestrian mix up. the laughter subsided when all of a sudden....
A Horde over rovers "Fans" laid waste to the Long Bar in Dalymount earning themselves the Moniker ".......
"the waste disposal experts",a name which was shared by the those guys with all those keys over the road in mountjoy...there was another name for the mountjoy blokes and that was.....
... nothing compared to what Bohs' fans called Roddy when he left Dalymount but in the true spirit of Irish football, Pat Dolan got the Rep of Ireland job because....