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12/01/2006, 5:40 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaucyJack

Mariah Carey at the beach, she's got some meat on her bones, I like that

http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.co...ys-bikini.html

Saucy Jack - the perfect name for tottywatch,:D

Yeah, great pics of Carey:) - shame about the music.

http://www.xaviersite.com/babes/hot-...=10&gal=0&pg=0
12/01/2006, 5:57 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Bird on the right looks right horny doesn't she.:D

http://www.xaviersite.com/babes/hot-...d=7&gal=0&pg=0

Oh yes she does, but I likes the shallow wan in de middle.:D

I likes this one too....
12/01/2006, 6:20 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by strangeirish

Oh yes she does, but I likes the shallow wan in de middle.

I likes this one too....

Oooh, that babe on the right looks hot - awesome thighs too:D

Given that Beeslow is getting a Japanese factory soon I think it's appropriate that we introduce some Geishas:D.

I promise to do all that I can to further friendly relations between Beeslow and the Land of The Rising Sun.:D

http://phototravels.net/kyoto/geisha...to-p-019.2.jpg

http://www.contentparadise.com/us/us...age&id=current

http://www.e-frontier.com/imagecatal...5120/?sbss=453

This lady is pretty
http://www.e-frontier.com/imagecatal...4947/?sbss=453

http://www.e-frontier.com/imagecatal...5143/?sbss=453
That's enough Geishas........now for some real hot Jap birds
http://imageserver4.textamerica.com/...7160045965.jpg

http://www.japaneselifestyle.com.au/..._girl/AM65.JPG
12/01/2006, 6:30 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

I promise to do all that I can to further friendly relations between Beeslow and the Land of The Rising Sun.:D

I think your views have become very slanted here recently...:D
12/01/2006, 6:55 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by strangeirish

I think your views have become very slanted here recently...:D

She seems to be searching for something. heh heh:D

Anyway, nippon along............

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2002...ry/pages/4.htm

http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2002...ry/pages/8.htm

"Sultry" describes that woman.
12/01/2006, 7:42 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

She seems to be searching for something. heh heh:D

Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.

Boing:D
12/01/2006, 8:23 PM
Gerrit

http://www.foot.ie/attachment.php?at...4&d=1137094196

As I said before, I don't know why I am so fascinated by female legs (it's just legs. Why does it attract me then? :eek: ) but this is so gorgeous she is stored on my hard drive now :o

StrangeIrish, please, arrange me a wee date with one those girls? :o
12/01/2006, 8:34 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

http://www.foot.ie/attachment.php?at...4&d=1137094196

As I said before, I don't know why I am so fascinated by female legs (it's just legs. Why does it attract me then? :eek: ) but this is so gorgeous she is stored on my hard drive now :o

StrangeIrish, please, arrange me a wee date with one those girls? :o

Here she is again. Jaysus, I have you begging now! Would love to be able to arrange a date for you but the fun is in the chase.
12/01/2006, 8:37 PM
Gerrit

I've been chasing all my adult life and it was plain fun, but it's time for some catch now as well... It's always fun to walk in a candy store, but the fun is over when you never actually get to lick a lollypop (or in this case: have the lollypop licked)

So please arrange that date now :p
12/01/2006, 8:43 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

I've been chasing all my adult life and it was plain fun, but it's time for some catch now as well... It's always fun to walk in a candy store, but the fun is over when you never actually get to lick a lollypop. So please arrange that date now

:eek: :eek: :D
Clever editing!!!!
Here is one for you
12/01/2006, 9:23 PM
hamish

Gerrit gets licked on the double:D

http://homepage.mac.com/brianflemmin...04-licking.jpg

Lucky dog......maybe not:D
http://www.absolutestockphoto.com/al...ute_7_3660.jpg

http://pirate.shu.edu/~linfanca/ferd%20n%20jeff.jpg

http://pics.boom.net/pics/8/a/8ae342...les_medium.jpg
13/01/2006, 5:35 PM
strangeirish

Kind of quite in tottyland today...
13/01/2006, 5:59 PM
hamish

I think this my first totty video.

Hope it works - don't forget to hit ZOOM.

strangeirish will like this:D

http://www.sparkvideos.com/modelvideo.shtml
13/01/2006, 6:04 PM
SaucyJack

glad she didn't get cancer of the ass

http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.co...shoot-ass.html
13/01/2006, 6:18 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

I think this my first totty video.

Hope it works - don't forget to hit ZOOM.

strangeirish will like this:D

http://www.sparkvideos.com/modelvideo.shtml

Good God Magnum, that girl is stunning. Gone for a smoke now, after watching that.;)
13/01/2006, 6:21 PM
hamish

True Saucy Jack:D

Here's another nice video

Again, don't forget ZOOM

http://www.videotiger.com/sexyasiangirlvideo.shtml
13/01/2006, 6:30 PM
Peadar

Totty for everyone... :D
13/01/2006, 7:25 PM
Gerrit

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaucyJack

glad she didn't get cancer of the ass

http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.co...shoot-ass.html

Is that a porn blog? All posts on that page seems to go about fetisjes, bodies and sex ; and there's advertisement for AdultFriendFinder on the page.
Sure it's virus/spyware-free?

Must say though, the advertisement got my attention: "AdultFriendFinder in Belfast" :D What a coincidence !

I immediately saw one I would contact in a second: http://adultfriendfinder.com/search/...jacyLACErZiHeg

Bit of a goth look. I never knew that there were so pretty women in my very home town, and that they even search adult friends! :cool: Where have they been hiding so long?! Six months of living in Belfast and never ran into these broads... Or would these be the mysterious service girls working in the brothel next to Sandy Row?
13/01/2006, 8:30 PM
SaucyJack

the bra blog, interesting....

http://bralog.blogspot.com/
13/01/2006, 11:38 PM
Gerrit

Sure that it's virus free?

I wonder how the maker of that blog found enough girls willing to pose in lingerie, or would these be cut out of magazines?

Totty on the site:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5...600/BRA017.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5...600/BRA019.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5...600/BRA016.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5...600/BRA007.jpg

:D
14/01/2006, 12:27 AM
hamish

Nice video here......use zoom.

http://www.clipsarchive.com/index.php?v=view_vid&id=859
14/01/2006, 2:22 AM
A face

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhamish

I think this my first totty video.

Hope it works - don't forget to hit ZOOM.

strangeirish will like this:D

http://www.sparkvideos.com/modelvideo.shtml

Jebus ... she is well put together alright !!
14/01/2006, 9:22 AM
Superhoops

Fancy having your car washed!

http://babes.lemonzoo.com/funny_vide...ideo.html#mtop
14/01/2006, 11:49 PM
hamish

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eImbruglia.gif

http://www.gregi.net/data/cms_images...bruglia_01.jpg

http://www.starswelove.com/scriptsph...?imageid=13398
15/01/2006, 12:10 AM
Gerrit

Sometimes celebrities are beaten in beauty.

It is something maybe more men have, but in my romantic fantasies I always have a sort of image of the ideal girl.

Well, today I met a girl who looked exactly like the perfect image in my fantasies. Stunningly beautiful girl !! She works in a local pizzeria here in Belfast. Long black hair, a cute face, a bit of a shy smile, the most beautiful eyes... I couldn't believe this was real, but it was :eek:

I already feel like more pizza. I am not good in making contacts with people, but maybe if I'd go eating in that pizza place very often, she may come to me herself?

If she ever ends in my arms, I'll take her on a romantic trip to Venice and treat her on the best possible pizza, on a terrace under the fool moon... No oil on the pizza though, the oil will be needed for other purposes once we're back in the hotel ;)
15/01/2006, 3:17 PM
Maz

Jonathan Rhys Meyers
He is just gorgeous

He has the cutest Eyes

Here's one of Matthew
17/01/2006, 12:19 AM
hamish

Lads, recommend her - she's brilliant.

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html

Thanks for the tip-off sligoman.;) LMAO:p :D

But, TBH, I'd prefer this wan

http://www.bikini-beach.com/vitamin_...r-bikini-l.jpg

or this wan

http://www.bikini-beach.com/vitamin_a_pop-paisley.htm
17/01/2006, 8:38 AM
Peadar

Lads, what do you reckon of the birds on the Meteor ads?
I can't work out if they're good looking or not!

That bird on the Sprite Zero ad is seriously fit!
The one where her bloke is sitting in the car honking his horn while she tries to pick out an outfit. Then she arrives down in her lingerie.
17/01/2006, 10:26 AM
Kingdom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

Sometimes celebrities are beaten in beauty.

It is something maybe more men have, but in my romantic fantasies I always have a sort of image of the ideal girl.

Well, today I met a girl who looked exactly like the perfect image in my fantasies. Stunningly beautiful girl !! She works in a local pizzeria here in Belfast. Long black hair, a cute face, a bit of a shy smile, the most beautiful eyes... I couldn't believe this was real, but it was :eek:

I already feel like more pizza. I am not good in making contacts with people, but maybe if I'd go eating in that pizza place very often, she may come to me herself?

If she ever ends in my arms, I'll take her on a romantic trip to Venice and treat her on the best possible pizza, on a terrace under the fool moon... No oil on the pizza though, the oil will be needed for other purposes once we're back in the hotel ;)

You're a fcuking loon.
17/01/2006, 10:56 AM
anto eile

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peadar

Lads, what do you reckon of the birds on the Meteor ads?
I can't work out if they're good looking or not!

That bird on the Sprite Zero ad is seriously fit!
The one where her bloke is sitting in the car honking his horn while she tries to pick out an outfit. Then she arrives down in her lingerie.

meteor girls.average.
sprite zero ads.stupid fvcking ads

If she ever ends in my arms, I'll take her on a romantic trip to Venice
venice is a sh!thole.theres nothing romantic about the dump.
17/01/2006, 11:24 AM
Peadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by anto eile

sprite zero ads.stupid fvcking ads

Quote:

Originally Posted by anto eile

venice is a sh!thole.theres nothing romantic about the dump.

Is everything ok Anto?
You seem a little upset today.
Hope you weren't watching that programme on how poor the Dub GAA footballers are, last night?
17/01/2006, 3:07 PM
Green Tribe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peadar

Is everything ok Anto?
You seem a little upset today.
Hope you weren't watching that programme on how poor the Dub GAA footballers are, last night?

Heh heh, he is a bit touchy isn't he?
Have been admiring the lovely Jake Gyllenhaal in 2 films recently, Sweet Jaysus, he's fine, even as a gay! :eek: :D

here
Now if he was gay in real life, the world is a cruel place! :D
17/01/2006, 7:27 PM
Gerrit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingdom

You're a fcuking loon.

eh? Means what? :confused:

I heard someone today who says I should give her a note with my number... How can you possibly give a romantic note to someone who is in the middle of performing her job, and without being rejected from the place afterwards?:confused:
17/01/2006, 7:28 PM
strangeirish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerrit

eh? Means what? :confused:

I heard someone today who says I should give her a note with my number... How can you possibly give a romantic note to someone who is in the middle of performing her job, and without being rejected from the place afterwards?:confused:

Tell her on the note that you lost your number and you would like hers.:D
17/01/2006, 7:41 PM
SaucyJack

what some gay guys get away with, the rest of us would get slap or worse..

http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/0...at-golden.html
17/01/2006, 7:44 PM
Gerrit

Gay men often have cute girlfriends. That's why straight singles visiting a gay bar are actually not stupid at all, as there's no competition for the girls.
17/01/2006, 7:48 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Jaysus, he's fine, even as a gay!

here
Now if he was gay in real life, the world is a cruel place!

Now, why am I not surprised by that comment judging by your track record of posting girly boys.:p

Good to have you back, your highness.:)

That Derry lady, Roma Downey, was a lovely lass in her youth. Still a fine woman.

Scroll down past the baby pictures to see her when she was a teenager and a young adult.
She'd be in dcfcsteve's age group wouldn't she - maybe he knew her back then :p

http://members.tripod.com/~pg4anna/B...enage-Roma.htm

http://www.gardenofangels.org/Roma%20Downey%20pic.jpg

http://www.celtichearts.com/php/imag...a%20Downey.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~pg4anna/6thSeasonRoma2.jpg

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...hotos/roma.jpg

http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/a/a1ef5b15ea.jpg

Derry produces nice girls

http://www.hexun.com/Images/03/15/31500.jpg

http://www.fansitesuk.com/images/feature_hostee.jpg
18/01/2006, 5:20 PM
SaucyJack

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaucyJack

what some gay guys get away with, the rest of us would get slap or worse..

http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/0...at-golden.html

some audiohttp://www.youtube.com/w/Scarlett-Jo...tt%20Johansson
18/01/2006, 5:43 PM
hamish

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaucyJack

some audiohttp://www.youtube.com/w/Scarlett-Jo...tt%20Johansson

LOL It's only when you see the video you realise how much of a feel he copped. Jaysus, he squashed that left boob.

Wonder why she didn't give him a box in the puss but I sippose that'd be bad PR.

Maybe she actually enjoyed it but TBH that would be sexual harrassment or assault anywhere else - even if he is gay.

I typed "Good Girls pictures" into Google and this is some of what I got:confused:

http://www.bruzzler.com/draeb2.gif

http://www.columbusparty.com/good4.jpg

http://image57.webshots.com/57/3/57/...3KqZnxM_ph.jpg

http://buffoonery.org/images/random/lohan2.jpg

I decided to go upmarket for a change to raise the level:eek: of this thread but, sadly, no luck.:D
18/01/2006, 6:14 PM
Gerrit

I don't understand why she didn't kick him or push him away, it was like she found it funny... If only the average woman would appreciate us grabbing some boobs, the world would be so much better :o

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