It always helps. Until the morning after.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Darwin
I think though in this case Spud might be trying to burn something.
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It always helps. Until the morning after.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Darwin
I think though in this case Spud might be trying to burn something.
If only BS, but I got my heartattack anyway, just after I closed the laptop. Life opens a window, kicks you in the liathroidi and wraps a Linfield scarf around your head, before dumping you out the window (of the car) into Killinarden, or worse, Termonbarry.Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
This is way more exciting than my heartbreak of last Thursday... Do go on...Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudulika
If it helps, I got suitably drunk last night.
Nigel, it does help - as I was a stone cold sober.Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
BS, you would not believe me if I wrote it down, it was as if everything that should go right, suddenly went wrong, and it left me sleepless for the night. I learned my lesson though so never again, ever.
I hear ya, I've seen Bride Wars too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudulika
Watching Stoke against Manyoo on Fox Soccer, why can't the Yanks seem to get the emphasis right on any words?
"The British Prem-EER league, Stoke city against ManCHESTer United. Followed by the Women's WORLDcup."
Found out today at the latest scan, myself and the lady are going to have a baby boy.
The relief knowing that I can call it Finn now is fantastic. Delighted.
Part of me wishes your missus was Korean.Quote:
Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954
Finn Park anyone?
Oh and congratulations.
I want to call it Brendan Bradley, but it's not being allowed. Foot is well and firmly down. Finn is alright though, which is class. Although that might have to be altered to Fionn.
I NEED TO BLEEDIN' STUDY!
Help me!
7min of my life gone. I hope you're ecstatic.
Cats are horrible creatures.
No no no cat says No
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cpsQuote:
Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954
If you're going to talk about cats make it interesting at least!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...i0pUEYMdotGygg
Still freaky.Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Sleeveen.Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
Today's headline from Japan:
Woman, 77, ordered to repay Y400 mil she got from 79-yr-old man for sex
€3,081,076 ?!? Bloody hell.
A piece of art work I made called 'Union' will be on public display at the People's History Museum in Manchester from tomorrow until the end of June as part of NOISEfestival's Art of Protest exhibition.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...36132656_n.jpg
Finished installing it this afternoon, so pretty excited about it. Mark Thomas (not that familiar with him myself, but he's funny and famous, apparently) is heading the press launch on Thursday.
More info here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/thingstodo/acti...urrence/263354 and http://www.noisefestival.com/events/...shistorymuseum
Jeez you could have splashed out on some new flags.
headline in Glasgows Digger newspaper!!Quote:
Originally Posted by osarusan
'Gran tells court randy teenagers just wanted their hole.'
My housemate is listening to awful Europop at an unacceptable level.
I have an exam tomorrow at 1430.
I want to kill him and I don't want to do this exam.
If only there was some way to combine these two things...?
Depends what you’re studying, Bonnie. Might these mock exam questions help?
Criminology – prove I did it.
Geography – using a map (1:63,360) find the location of the grave in the Wicklow Mountains. How long is the road from Termonbarry to the shallow grave?
Psychology – I dunnit. Am I (a) psychotic (b) Dexter in disguise (c) utterly sane, with excellent taste in music.
Insurance – if a man took out a life insurance policy last week and has only made his first payment before being slashed to death with sharpened Europop CDs, how long will it take the insurer to wiggle out of paying out? (Works for Law, too!)
Or you could just top him and go on the run.
What’s the exam, anyway? Best of luck with it.
Business and Company Law- with added I don't give a crap. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Eminence Grise
Nick Drake and John Grant are soothing me into a sense of security however.
Got you covered BonnieShels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdzewxGSYs
That made me feel a little sick.
I love it for two reasons Mr A, firstly, for the obviously stupid cats. Secondly, for the silly jibberish the man is saying the whole way through it.
you might remember this image from just before the Euro's:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIdeqbWCUAA9TPo.jpg
That's Oscar, who had been diagnosed with cancer.
Today, he was given the all clear: https://twitter.com/Wee_Oscar/status...27637029036033
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIdZQcYCIAADXmb.jpgQuote:
Today we got the most unbelievable news, NO cancer can be found in Oscar's body. HE DID IT!!!! #TeamOscar #allclear pic.twitter.com/0uAOSCaYF9
Limerick. Living up to the stereotype.
http://www.breakingnews.ie/media/ima...icle_large.jpg
I'm sick of the Chronicle pushing their anti-chess agenda. It's been going on for months.
These two lads are just pawns in the wider issue of the Chronicle hyping up this so-called "Rook-us".
Limerick chess is on its knees and needs a white knight before it goes the way of backgammon in the 80s or more tragically the KerPlunk fire of 1993.
The Irish Chess Association needs a strong Limerick.
Random true story - yer man Mirza played Champions' League football, for a Romanian team who beat Juve 1-0 (and then lost 5-0 in the away leg...)
He's a bit of a nut-job at times though.
Which isn't to say the kid didn't deserve a thump.
Today's headline from Japan: Businessman suspected of slashing up to 1,000 tires in effort to meet women.
did the article say if it worked at all?
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Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Time to buy a stanley knife tetsujin.Quote:
When the women returned to their cars from the supermarket, Harada would approach, calling out, “Looks like you’ve got a flat. Let me fix it for you.” While changing the tire he would strike up a conversation with the women and exchange phone numbers with them. One woman who fell victim to Harada’s scheme told a female friend of hers, “I recently got a flat and a man offered to change it for me.” Upon hearing the story the friend exclaimed, “The same thing happened to me!” Suspecting a scam, the women reported the matter to police who launched an investigation.
This has BonnieShels written all over it.
Except from his ramblings on here he is a bus man and a bank official stalker when the urge takes him. So what I am saying is he is a pervert and proud of it!Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
You still haven't recovered from the Toronto incident, have you?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu