Fine:rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally Posted by De Town
These do?
Here
Good, yes?:D.
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Fine:rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally Posted by De Town
These do?
Here
Good, yes?:D.
She's hot:DQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
They're all gay :D
Goodlooking though, alot of girls would like the chance to eh straighten them! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
They'd have better luck striaghten rings of pudding :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Maz
Tara Reid floats my boat allright. Those legs are awesome, and that ass just asks for a visit of my "little friend" :D
A good 2006 by the way!! :p
Blunt and Honest:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
Lacking musles and jealous? No?Quote:
Originally Posted by De Town
Yes:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Maz
Not a bit:)Quote:
and jealous? No?
What was so weird about my post? "A" is only a gay thing when the 'consignee' is male, which was not the case in my post ;)
Can someone upload those links in the previous post as attachments? I'm a bit afraid of virusses and spyware, so I don't dare to open URLs such as femjoy.com and nudes.com -- oh what the heck, I'll do it from my computer at work :D
Charlotte Church... You may not like the music (it's not my style anyway !) but the girl does have other qualities...
I was at HMV today and saw the new CC calendar. Good grace, that girl has a nice smile :eek: And one of the pics shows her bra-less, only the back unfortunately (a "back cleavage" right till her buttocks :D ) and leaves you fantasising about how the front would look like :p
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...2.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Here's an idea of what that front looks like:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/109039.jpg
http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/ContentResources/383.$plit/C_17_photogallery_279_list_photo_list_photo_item_0 _photo.jpg
Sexy legs...
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/...urch-itv-1.jpg
No Gerrit, I was just joking with you when you mentioned your "little friend". I presume you were joking about your schlong. That's all. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
BTW I think I read of a survey somewhere where it was stated that Belgian men have, on average, the biggest schlongs in the European Union. LOL Beeslow men came second, just.LMAO
(Wait till sligoman sees that LOL)
Those sites are safe too - not porn sites.:D
Yeah, I agree Gerrit, Charlotte is hot:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Some of us saw Charlotte coming out of a pub in Cardiff. We were in a rush back for more drink somewhere(long story) but there was massive crowds around her as she fell in to a car. The Walkabout was the name of the pubQuote:
Originally Posted by De Town
Her mother owns a pub somewhere in Wales so maybe that's it?:confused:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maz
What were you reading? The Beeslow Daily?:rolleyes: :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Useless piece of trivial information for you. Her mother's pub is called the Robin Hood. The Walkabout is one of a chain of Aussie themed pubs that have sprung up in the last few years in the UK. Don't know if they are part of a world wide group but I remember frequenting a similar type bar in Seoul during 2002 World Cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Well, schlong = little friend = saucisse = little bird = stiff little finger (;) ) = and so on...Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
And yes, Charlotte Church is a nice gal alright :p
They're a band aren't they? Hamish, you might know of them?:rolleyes: :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
www.slf.comQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Probably the most famous band Northern Ireland ever delivered (or would we still be stuck with the Undertones for that title?), their song Alternative Ulster is a true cult song and anti-sectarian. We have a local magazine here named after that song.
In some Belgian and Walloon dialects we also refer to the schlong as "si-soit-il" (as in: he has showed her his si-soit-il :D)
Si-soit-il (or Ainsi-soit-il) is a Bible phrase from the French translation of the Bible. Si-soit-il means "so it may be" or "so it is", and basically using it as a metaphor for the penis means "accept him as it is, be it long or small" :p
A Dutch book also refered to the male organ as the "pencil of love" :D
Anto - you joining the priesthood or something???:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anto McC
There's no weird stuff on Domai - just tasteful nudes and topless. No porn whatsoever.
Ditto de Town:confused:
Oh wait, you mean Gerrit's. Didn't check it out too much TBH??
Good on you Gerrit - doesn't take much to scrape the surface with those altar boys and shock 'em. LOL
LOL no Dazzy - googled tasteful nudes and that's how I got it TBH.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dazzy
I'd never join that kind of thing - bore's the hole off me TBH - handy to get the creac going here though.:D
Yeah we are talking about Gerrits site;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
domai is good:D
who's that Irish?
To be honest, I don't know! She's nice though. I'll have a rummage to see if I have some more of her;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingdom
Not your one Hamish,Gerrits site - its full of weird sh*t,it aint my cup of tea - dont know how its anyones to be honest!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Quite popular amongst goths. Most visitors of the site + the webmaster are female !
That beer holding girl's allright yeah. A colleague of mine on getting a woman in your bed: "If you don't succeed at first attempt, just buy her another drink" :D
Or if she's Irish, just tell her she's not getting another drink!:D This works pretty good also.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Then how are you going to get her drunk enough to sleep with you? ;)
Unless it's one of those tourists who just wants to have a nice night during her holiday... Remember that the Irish Gift Shops sold a t-shirt with "I survived Dublin" printed on it, with underneath a drawing of a shagging couple and a beer pint.:eek: You can find them in some of those stores, right next to the Dublin City FC jerseys !
One for Gerrit.....I goth her on my couch!!!!
I don't need to. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
Overconfident? :D ;)
I actually liked this pic so much I saved it to my hard drive... Thanks, really nice pic. Sexy, yet dark, the way us Goths like the girls!Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
Mind if I, ehm, borrow your coutch and join her? :o
Have to admit that some of the pics delivered by Hamish has also been copied to my HD... You guys all bring on my pervert side!
Maybe these will make your.......eh.........drive "hard" Gerrit heh heh:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerrit
http://www.fullthrottlesaloon.com/bi.../image208.html
http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2004...s/PB226433.htm
http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2004/december/
:D
Are you mad? One of the four hills skiing championship could be held on her nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
LOL Lingdom, strangeirish won't like that at all at all at all.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kingdom
Fear his wrath!!:D
http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2005...ages/BTR10.htm
http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2005...pages/BTR3.htm
http://www.borntoride.com/babes/2005...ick%20Lips.htm
I think this calls for a biking song lyrics. Hows about Bob Seger's "Roll me away"
Took a look down a westbound road,
Right away I made my choice
Headed out to my big two-wheeler,
I was tired of my own voice
Took a bead on the northern plains
And just rolled that power on
Twelve hours out of mackinaw city
Stopped in a bar to have a brew
Met a girl and we had a few drinks
And I told her what I’d decided to do
She looked out the window a long long moment
Then she looked into my eyes
She didn’t have to say a thing,
I knew what she was thinkin’
Roll, roll me away,
Won’t you roll me away tonight
I too am lost, I feel double-crossed
And I’m sick of what’s wrong and what’s right
We never even said a word,
We just walked out and got on that bike
And we rolled
And we rolled clean out of sight
We rolled across the high plains
Deep into the mountains
Felt so good to me
Finally feelin’ free
Somewhere along a high road
The air began to turn cold
She said she missed her home
I headed on alone
Stood alone on a mountain top,
Starin’ out at the great divide
I could go east, I could go west,
It was all up to me to decide
Just then I saw a young hawk flyin’
And my soul began to rise
And pretty soon
My heart was singin’
Roll, roll me away,
I’m gonna roll me away tonight
Gotta keep rollin, gotta keep ridin’,
Keep searchin’ till I find what’s right
And as the sunset faded
I spoke to the faintest first starlight
And I said next time
Next time
We’ll get it right
Rock on amigos:D
Ya don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire:mad: Of course you could lose an eye in this case.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kingdom
Focus on those legs ;) Or choose a position that doesn't imply seeing the front of her head ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kingdom