I remember that one - it's from Part Troll, about the pathetic, whinging nature of a lot of modern American rock.Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
"How can I feel pain,
How can I feel pain,
When you're being so supportive."
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I remember that one - it's from Part Troll, about the pathetic, whinging nature of a lot of modern American rock.Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
"How can I feel pain,
How can I feel pain,
When you're being so supportive."
Designing websites (mainly sport-related) so that when you first go there, it's all advertising with a tiny 'enter site here' in a corner.
Going through wikipedia and adding [citation needed] or [by who?] or [weasel words] to articles. It's wikipeda ffs, leave it alone. Nobody should be relying on it for anything anyway.
Hmmm...
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Originally Posted by osarusan
deleting your posts before i get to read them!
Farting in elevators, especially when other people are going up a few floors. It was torture!
The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.
He'll surely fall down the stairs one of these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
People who say "No pressure then!!!" in commenting to a situation that tends to have a high level of pressure involved - like bomb disposal.
These people will also think this reference is both hilarious and archly insightful.
Wolfie: "I have to diffuse this bomb or loads of people will die".
Idiot: "No pressure then"
Wolfie: "You've pushed me over the edge. Everyone must die. Cutting red wire"
KABOOOOOOOOM!
That's wrong...Quote:
Originally Posted by juan
...on so many levels
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Originally Posted by osarusan
If he was mine I swear Id go Homer Simpson on him...
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...hokingBart.jpg
I actually listened to it there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
At the end he goes "when you get that start of season feeling" or something along those lines.
You or any other barstoolers will never experience a REAL start of season feeling.
calling football players or sports-people by their first name. Really bugs me. It takes a certain type of **** to do it too.
"I see Fahey did really well there at the weekend"
"ah yeah, Keith has always been a decent player"
:knife:
i only do that down at richer, "well done ryan" or "**** sake gary" etc....Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
joey barton's 'tache
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-conte...orse-teeth.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
Robbing stuff from vending machines. . Its fair enough chancing your arm now and again but one fat fella in my job has a routine that he does everyday to get free food its desperate.
Putting ketchup in the fridge- what the hell is with that???
putting brown sauce on mashed potatoesQuote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
Probably cos it says to do so on the bottle once it has been opened.Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
...and if the bottle told you to put your hand in the fire, would you do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
I've never refrigerated ketchup, but went looking for some expert opinions. The third post here is interesting:
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...8;t=000396;p=1
To summarise, Heinz say you don't need to but refrigeration keeps the flavour better, while some Food Safety Specialist bint reckons that everyone's wrong and it can spoil if you don't. I reckon her kids play in a sterile bubble with glass-coated toys.
I read that entire thread and at the end had a moment of insight and realised I was hunched over a computer on a Thursday night reading about ketchup storage.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
I'm off to read a book. Or talk to someone.
Well if you want to be stupid about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
My ketchup is Heinz and it says on the bottle to refrigerate.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
Anyway, I'm finished talking about ketchup because really, I don't care :).
I have an excuse. It's Thursday after noon, and I'm 'working'.Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
Did you even read what I wrote, or the link I posted? Heinz, when contacted, said it wasn't necessary, but preserves the flavour better.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
No, surprisingly I didn't care enough to click the link. Apologies.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
so, ketchup? or catsup?
Bands in pubs. I came in here for a chat, not to have a rock concert drown out everything around. Shut the f*** up.
Not receiving medals for POTM's pre 2010.
Its trivial, of course, I'm not bothered. Really.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-kPaoyXh_P...or+Meldrew.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Ahem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfie
I would like to officially state that thischarmingman is a gentleman and a legendary legend.
Don't hate me because I'm right, tcm. :)
When someone is out jogging and they get stopped at traffic lights and they're waiting to cross the road and they jog on the spot waiting for the lights to change-take a break for the love of god.
Standing in the aisle near the front of a bus, blocking people from getting past to the free seats at the back, because you're getting off in a stop or two.
So thats why GnR were late :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
A Supporter leading the chanting with a megaphone. Really annoying at the Real Madrid game last night especially since the crowd seldom joined in with him.
That used to drive me crazy in Japan. At football games and baseball games, there were 'chant coordinators' stationed around the ground, and they either gestures to each other or were in radio contact to ensure that they got their section to chant at just the right moment. They didn't even watch the game, just faced the crowd the whole time.
Parking across two parking spaces to make it easier to get in and out.
When queueing in line at a petrol station the person behind you think it's perfectly acceptable to butt in front of you to pay the assistant just because they are paying for petrol only
People who utter the most hurtful and rude comments and absolve these comments as "just being honest" and being a "straight talker" who "calls it as I see it".
This loose definition of "being honest" is usually a mode of bullying, rudeness or just plain idiocy.
Whatever happened to minding your own f*cking business???????
I've found that these very people are the ones who usually can't take what they dish out - as I tend to retaliate with my own brand of honesty to these people. It saves time.
"No offence but...."