I don't speak scottish, can you translate please o strange one? :confused: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
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I don't speak scottish, can you translate please o strange one? :confused: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
oh? :eek: how you doin? ....oh congrats, ah right cheers! :o ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
oh and that doob in a land far far away (he wishes):p !!Quote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
gimp hame and gimp silage! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
It is my vivid recollection that I afforded you a most generous plaudit young lady! I just don't comprehend Ma'am.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Green Tribe
Are my poor old eyes deceiving me or is that word I'm seeing Madame:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
Jaysus, strangeirish, you don't mean Queeny is in charge of a......:eek: :D
Juliana............Queen of Mars............see beeslow slagging thread:p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Green Tribe
Anyway, see always fancies LITTLE green men.LOL
Where's Abi Titmus gone?
I haven't seen her in ages!
abi the bucket titmust was getting tiresome on the front covers. they had to mvoe on and no harm either!!
6093
Remember that bird in the white top ...........eh.........fondling herself with a towel on the floor in the "Call on me" sexy video?
This is her again in her own "song" called "Ai no Corrida". Her name Laura More with some Uk shower called Uniting Nations.........nice babe and those sexy two front teeth. slurp
http://www.musicremedy.com/audio/4486
Saw this video on The Amp channel.....some all-girl band from Los Angeles called The Like. Tast ladies, especially the lead guitarist/singer
Here's the video........clicki on the grey house..song's no great shakes but, hey, who's listening:D
http://www.ilikethelike.com/main.html
http://www.unitingnations.co.uk/
Thinking about Uniting Nations remember that video "You're out of touch" where they're playing strip poker?
I just love the bird to the left of the bloke in the video (as you look at it)...........y'know the brown-haired babe who spots that he has a device in his ear and pulls it out........that one. She also removed her black thong down her lovely bronzed legs and casually tosses it in his direction. She has a multi-coloured dress on with a scarfy thing hanging down the front plus a glassy looking amulet on her neck. She's lovely teeth too. Better stop now, I'm too old to be getting this excited. LOL
She's sooooooooooo hot. Gorgeous.
This is her.......... slobber, slurp, pant, licking lips.:D
Click on the underlined "Out of touch" bit to watch the video.
http://www.mediasushi.com/archives/2.../31/000425.php
It was annoying when GT did it.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
It's just plain creepy when you do it.
:p
While I'm at it........three pages of Girls Aloud pickies.:D
http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name...s_Aloud&page=1
Oh, remember Sarah Whatmore? Wasn't that useless Everton (ex-Southampton) "striker" knocking her off???
http://www.deagle.co.uk/gallery/sara...?category=main
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Originally Posted by sirhamish
Once again sir you have excelled your self
dont get to see most of your totty as I access foot from my desk
still waiting for BT to get off their ar$e$ and send me my BB modem
then I'll while away many's an hour trawling through this whole thread
in the mean time please feel free to post as much clean totty just for me
Why thank you kind BGR.......totty I posted is aok to watch in the office.Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
oooo that bird I mentioned in the "Out of Touch". video......she is soooooo fine.:D
As we say down these parts, "She'd give a horn to a grasshopper":eek: :D
LMAO - well, Fah-der Pah-der, I AM Footylands dirty old man in residence. Besides, why can't us older dudes not delight in the female form???Quote:
Originally Posted by Peadar
Here's a bigger picture of my avator to put you off your dinner, Corky Boy.:p :D
A personal image of me, if you will.
http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/unc...d/aqualung.jpg
http://swnevecampbell.tripod.com/Wom...ineHeigl01.jpg
http://www.akts.de/passwort/ljuska/start.html
Keeps Blocking the download when I click on the link'sQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Can't explain that BGR........works fine for me.:p :D
Ah, so.....
http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN
All that came up was something about opening an account with some Jacksonville thingy????:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
I hope you're not slipping, O Strange One!!:eek: :p
Oh, oh, that was my source for good totty. Try it again tommorrow and let me know if it works or not. They may be requiring registration now, which is horse sh*te.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Whaaa??:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
I thought it was you who took all those photographs.:p :D
Another image shattered.
And here was I with a lovely mind-picture of the bould strangeirish traipsing the land of Amerikay, "encountering" lots of fine totty, charming the knickers off them and sending the photos back to us starving Irishmen for our slavering delictation.
The shock!! The shock!!! LOL
:D any saucy mobile pics on this thread? bit of a voyeur i am , Arsene would be proud!
Pedro, don't know about that technological side of things.........sure, though, one of our fellow Footiepersons will oblige.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by pedro
Here's a bunch of the same babe to keep yeh going in the meantime.
http://www.microkitten.com/model.asp?id=14&model=kendra
Manhunt
Maurice
Hunter
Kevin is a hottie
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Originally Posted by sirhamish
No its the Damn internet police they have it locked down tighter than a nuns knickers
Have you got a computer at home BGR???? If so, we'll have plenty of totty lined up when you arrive home for your tea!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Like this, amigo
http://www.swedishmodels.net/ejswe0202.htm
http://www.swedishmodels.net/ulswe0104.htm
Couple of Swedish birds for ya, dude:D
I'll get better ones later.;)
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Originally Posted by sirhamish
I've been waiting 5 weeks for BT to set up broad band
Patience, my son, patience........ when BT arrives and all that totty is stored up for yeh.........you're time will.............eh.........come.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Now, more storage.................
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/2.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/4.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/10.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/12.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/16.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/17.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/18.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/4/sw/20.htm
Bless them Swedes.;) :D
jebus guess you'll be following Sven in Germany then :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Ah now. Still on totty hunt with digi-cam.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Nah, maybe the Swedish women's footie team in next world cup.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
Slapping wrist........how could I have doubted strangeirish:eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by strangeirish
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Originally Posted by strangeirish
Now that is top totty more please
http://www.gamesoftheheart.com/images/product/7175.jpg
http://www.fi.muni.cz/~xgal/sexy_santa.jpg
http://www.spookshop.com/images/glov...nta_gloves.jpg
http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/20...78355/8696.jpg
http://www.lookingup.co.uk/500/1116.jpg
http://www.lookingup.co.uk/500/1271.jpg
http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merc...1/TH/TH215.jpg
http://www.acewigs.com/shop/image_up...s/Santa1_M.jpg
http://dts.ystoretools.com/1150/imag...crtopandmi.jpg
http://shop.trashy.com/modelpics/200x300/6057.jpg
http://www.dartoidsworld.com/images/.../015-Santa.gif
http://costumepartysupply.com/images/cache/1302_1.jpg
Imagine having your stocking filled with this :D :D
Some Celebrity totty here
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops..._lawler01.html
UMMMMMmmmmmm Kate lawler UMMMMMMMMmmmmm
Well done, lads, well done!!
Old Hamish is proud of youse.:D
Christina Applegate (Married with Children/Mars Attacks etc)
http://www.saviodsilva.net/z1/5/applegate/z26.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/5.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/9.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/11.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/13.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/22.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/24.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/25.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/36.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.net/00/m/39.htm
Ah Yes.........that's the posting finished..........nothing so satisfying like a job well done.:D
A Whole Site Dedicated to the sexiest woman alive
http://members.rediff.com/aliciasilverstone4u/
And some more: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id...565440&intl=us
And: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contri...8/photo/515005
oh feck it have them all: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contri...0018728/photos
dont get any ideas now lads she's mine capishe
BGR, I know it's a long shot but, would I be getting warm if I guessed you were an Alicia Silverstone fan????:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor