Poor FB, bullied by the wife! :D
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Poor FB, bullied by the wife! :D
[QUOTE=FarBeag]Quote....Sirhamish....Killimor's up the road from me, believe you me the nags are better looking than some of the women there.
I know what you mean .Grew up in the place was a virgin until 25 and nearly married one of the old mares(the horses that is
Jaysus, FarBeag, must have met you at some stage as I know Killimor well. I used to go out with a girl from just outside the village. Grand lass but not enough land :D :D
Stop telling lies, by the way, there are NO VIRGINS in Killimor and that includes you. Just messin'
Not even the sheep are!!!!! :p
No sheep there so??Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
what sort of county is Down then??.. apart from the cow$ite?? We get farmers from Down at the October Fair - usually blocking my driveway, :D
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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Don't know about the sheep's virginal status, to be honest, haven't managed to catch one yet!!! :D
ooooooooopps. :o
not many sheep in fermanagh, just cattle. Fermanagh farmers tend to turn up for mass with cow sh!te still embedded on their trousers and are afraid to use a bath/toilet. Down farmers are a bit more civilized, they wash more frequently, they tend to be arable farmers, spuds etc, and are usually much richer. Down is great, especially south Down :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Down farmers are a bit more civilized, they wash more frequently, they tend to be arable farmers, spuds etc, and are usually much richer. Down is great, especially south Down :D[/QUOTE]
Ah Jesus, tried to continue a slaggin' session and what what do I get? - a Bord Failte Press Release. :eek: :D
If you're talking to your south Down farmer friends would ya do me a favour - please ask them to stop blockin' my driveway PLEASE! :rolleyes: :D
Ha ha!! :D I did go on a bit..... just put a Tyrone flag outside your house, that'll scare the sh!te out of them :D
KT..She is a tough woman,put it that way..I love the way you describe the farmers in Fermanagh with the cows*ite embedded in their trousers.just like me old man,wears the Fooking thing everywhere even when he comes to see me in uk.
Sirhamish....Good one about the land..Have you drank in Kirwans or Traceys then?
Sure have in both pubs. and I have a horrible feeling that I might have been a teacher of you - did you go to Portumna Community School by any chance. Nah, you couldn't have been in any of my classes = you can write!!! :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by FarBeag
Did you know the Larkins from near Raheen? There was a pile of girls in that family and all fine things - Kathleen was the one I went out with not too tall and blonde. i use to call her Kay.
Not accusing you of going on a bit KT - it was the self satisfied, smug "Down is great" attitude. COME ON!!!?? Down?? Really stirring it now amn't I??Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
Stop slagging my fellow Ballinasloe man, FearBeag. Killimor is in the B'sloe postal district so it is so you're slagging my neighbour, so you are.
Good advice re. Tyrone flag - sometimes you really are helpful!!!! :p
I'm in trouble now and do I know it!!! :D :D
Time to say "Goodnight" to all you nice Footiepersons. In about 10 hours time gonna have a surgeon slicing part of my right eye and be sticking needles in it - no kidding. Does it bother me. Nah!! Why? 'Cos I'm HARD!!
Nighty night, y'all. :cool: :D
But Down is wonderful! :D , and their GAA players are always easy on the eye :D Totty watch candidates indeed! FB knows i am only kidding on. we're hijacking this thread did ya notice? :o
sounds like fun, mind his hand doesn't slip, he could poke your whole eyeball out! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sirhamish
Aghhhhh can't sleep, ah would ya look if it aint the usual suspects online!
Ah, is Gaby's snoring keeping you awake? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
yeah i feckin wish!and here if Gaby was beside me it wouldn't be snoring keeping me awake! (sounds so damn cheesy! he he! :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
:eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
Vomit! :D
yep! i shock myself sometimes! so hows good oul Jose goin? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
T'is Clint tonight! heh heh! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
thats feckin disgraceful!and you slag me about the older ladies!Quote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by aido_b
you brat! :D
ah ted aint been called that in feckin years! feel like i've just broken a window playing football! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerr's tribe
thats because your jokes arent funny. :cool:Quote:
what annoys you? - dry-arsed people with no sense of humour
her farting like KT then?? :confused:Quote:
eah i feckin wish!and here if Gaby was beside me it wouldn't be snoring keeping me awake!
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Stop telling lies, by the way, there are NO VIRGINS in Killimor and that includes you. Just messin'
i would have to agree there.
farbeag, i used to work with a girl from killimor. i used to work with a good few galway lads i can give you their names if ye reply. galway people are awful clanish especially south galway. stick together like flies to COW****e!
sure its the same everywhere with the farmers, the twine as a belt for the trousers, the ****e stuck to the boots , a bit of grass or twig in the hair, the hair as wirey as a fence. need i say more?
sirhamish, my auld fella used to go up there the whole time, he used to try and rally support for the auld ASTI. you might have known him.Quote:
Sure have in both pubs. and I have a horrible feeling that I might have been a teacher of you - did you go to Portumna Community School by any chance.
and you were a teacher!! my god i hope none of your past pupils read this!!
People who sup their tea the second they walk into the office before reaching their desk.. Wait til you sit down love..
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Sure have in both pubs. and I have a horrible feeling that I might have been a teacher of you - did you go to Portumna Community School by any chance.
Oh..F*ck i did,was ****e at school mind you.There is one problem though ,
none of the teachers had a sence of humor when i was there so you could'nt have been, unless of course you delevoped one over the years or always had that hidden talent that was never visable to our innocent ;) eyes.I know them Larkins very well i mean very very well even good old Kay(only messing).I hope you did not do the naughty now and take her into your little office while she was in that uniform. :D :D ..Which one are you? No names FF. FS. DF.Jerks the priest,the fat Greek looking bloke. I hope i liked you??
Quote Paul O' Shea..farbeag, i used to work with a girl from killimor
Who was she. Did you work with her or on her.Hope it wasnt my nice innocent sister?? :)
tracey was her first name, ill describe her first!!
works in a pub in london, then she went off to aus. she should b e back by now. blonde haired girl, boout 24 or 25.
If her sir name began with M.She is my next door neighbour at home.
she used to work in belmont circle, harrow, for a fella not too far down the way from you!!! i think it sounds like the right person, pm me her name and ill tell ye.
Can't pm you Paul..Get this message..Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 60 seconds.
His name AG.Right Knob(don't tell him i said that if you know him).Could tell you some stories about this bloke.
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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
stop telling other people!! :D
see, men are bigger gossips than women!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by FarBeag
i tell ye it was a lot worse i was called, first the ball was burst, if of course the ball hadnt burst after the window broke. then something along these lines was said:Quote:
ah ted aint been called that in feckin years! feel like i've just broken a window playing football!
"thats the last ball that comes into this house, and i mean that."
" ye should be playing out in the field, ye shouldnt be coming near the house"
"you never see the flynns playing beside their house do ye?"
and then the inevitable slap, or the wooden spoon or the fecking sycamore branch, and the crying didnt stop any of it!!! jees i cant wait till i have kids so i can do that, i reckon my parents(mother mainly) took great delight in it all together.
what used to be great fun though, was trying to get ye brother to pass it to ye or whoever and then moving out of the way. or keep getting htem to inch ever closer with shots until it was broken and then watching them getting the lot! hehe :D
aye sorry forgot about that, i wont tell them about the other problem ye told me about sorry bout that. :oQuote:
stop telling other people!!
Ok honey! :D :D :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by paul_oshea
[QUOTE=FarBeag]Quote...SirHamish...Quote:
Sure have in both pubs. and I have a horrible feeling that I might have been a teacher of you - did you go to Portumna Community School by any chance.
Oh..F*ck i did,was ****e at school mind you.There is one problem though ,
none of the teachers had a sence of humor when i was there so you could'nt have been, unless of course you delevoped one over the years or always had that hidden talent that was never visable to our innocent ;) eyes.I know them Larkins very well i mean very very well even good old Kay(only messing).I hope you did not do the naughty now and take her into your little office while she was in that uniform. :D :D ..Which one are you? No names FF. FS. DF.Jerks the priest,the fat Greek looking bloke. I hope i liked yo
Nah, Kay was working as a secretary or soemthing in Claffeys Garage - she was about 23/24 at the time.
Names Noel Gannon - now do ya remember? - I was the lunatic on the staff and I can live with that. Left the school in 1997 and got a football job in Dublin. Fcuk it, the kids used to laugh at my jokes. I found it very hard to keep a straight face when any of the students cracked a joke - especially if it was dirty!!! :D
Jesus..Noel..Small world.I do remember you, tash, medium build 5'10'' or so, going a bit light on top,PE or Geography teacher ,total mad man for a teacher.If i am wrong in any area of the appearance let me know. How did you keep your hands off that Miss O' Conner the French teacher? Hot totty.Shame about Robbie.I also liked Tom Feeney,top man
far beag do ye know any of them i was on about.