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04/07/2005, 11:11 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Peadar

Sounds like a chip off the old Chopper Hamish block, so then. :D

:D

Nah, I'm a laid back guy - literally and metaphorically. :D

She's very pretty but dangerous. About ten years ago we were just tipping a football around the back lawn and she gave me a seven inch gash down my right leg with a kick, laughed and said "Ah, it's only a scratch."

I'm used to your slags and TBH enjoy them but PLEASE don't cross her - I'm only thinking of your health LOL. :D
04/07/2005, 11:14 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

ah hamish, ive been waiting for this day. get her on the aul totty, she wil be telling her mammy about her dirty old unlce hamish!!!! :eek: :eek:

Her mammy's my sister ya plonker, my niece knows what I'm like - she lives next door.

I'm not a dirty old man - Jesus, what will you be like when/if you reach my age????

They'll have to shut down every public park in the UK LOL :D

Anyway, talk to youse later - off for my afternoon nap, to paraphrase Richard Ashcroft , "The drugs do work" :D
04/07/2005, 8:15 PM
Gerrit

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Originally Posted by Babysis

He asked orlaith of he could feel hers, and she told him him could suck em instead.

:eek: Why does this never happen when I go to a public pool ?

Anyway, what else do you expect at Big Brother ?? Last weekend in Belfast a (drunk ?) girl asked me if I was one of the lads who participated :eek: :mad:
04/07/2005, 8:21 PM
Gerrit

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

http://www.perfectpeople.net/picpage.php3/cpid=96254

I have thing about that Kimberley lass - lovely facial profile. Slurp. :D

That one on the bottom is :p

Ehm, Superfrank, the sites you mention seem to be

1) either password-protected
2) adult sites

When a site asks you to click "yes" to see a naked woman, know that your PC will suffer a huge virus/spyware attack if you do. Better keep the hormones down for the sake of your computer's health ;)

And never visit adult sites !! They are reputated for virusses with every page you open, let alone file downloads. I have a friend who sometimes dares to check the girls on the internet, and let's say he is a very loyal customer of the local PC doc :D
04/07/2005, 9:19 PM
superfrank

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Originally Posted by Gerrit

That one on the bottom is :p

Ehm, Superfrank, the sites you mention seem to be

1) either password-protected
2) adult sites

When a site asks you to click "yes" to see a naked woman, know that your PC will suffer a huge virus/spyware attack if you do. Better keep the hormones down for the sake of your computer's health ;)

Are you trying to make me out to be a perv?? :mad:

I had no trouble with any of the sites.

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And never visit adult sites !! They are reputated for virusses with every page you open, let alone file downloads. I have a friend who sometimes dares to check the girls on the internet, and let's say he is a very loyal customer of the local PC doc :D

Good one! I dont visit "adult" sites cos I dont own the computer. :o
04/07/2005, 9:27 PM
ccfcgirl

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Originally Posted by DolansWaistcoat

Jennifer Ellison is something else,a pair of juggernauts to die for and there all her own too. ;) :)

There was me thinking you booked Latvia/Lithuania for the soccer :D :D
04/07/2005, 9:30 PM
anto eile

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Originally Posted by PAURO 7

ok, same lass, different pic.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...l%3Den%26lr%3D

How is she not class!!!! :)

still think her face looks very manly
04/07/2005, 10:11 PM
hamish

Just watching Martha Kearney now on BBC 2 and she looks terrific. She seems to have her hair restyled and it makes her face look longer. She also seems to have got a bit of sunshine and looks at least 15 years younger. Quality totty no matter what the age.
Yum Yum. :D

Oh, Gerrit, did you see the Cure's live performance on Live 8?

http://www.kapturedforyou.com/July05.../kc070305k.jpg
05/07/2005, 9:57 AM
Peadar

Is is just me or is Nigella Lawson a serious piece of woman!?
05/07/2005, 11:13 AM
Pauro 76

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Originally Posted by Peadar

Is is just me or is Nigella Lawson a serious piece of woman!?

gotta say have to agree with ya. saw her cooking show once, and Christ the innuendos she puts in are savage! she makes cooking sexy....
05/07/2005, 12:21 PM
Pat O' Banton

Yeah but I'd be there relaxing in her stumptuous living room as she ate asparagus suggestively, listening to her making dubious chit chat, wonder if she'd like my leapord skin thong when I'd remember who her father was and what he looked like and begin to think that this is what she may look like in years to come :eek: http://www.fpf.ru/index.php?root_id=3&category_id=129
(sorry about the bizzare link but its the only one I could find with photo - may they confused him for one of their shotputters :eek: )
05/07/2005, 6:31 PM
hamish

http://www.saviodsilva.net/02/1/2211/faces/1.htm

http://www.saviodsilva.net/02/1/2211/faces/23.htm
05/07/2005, 6:34 PM
hamish

For Gerritt

http://www.saviodsilva.net/02/1/2211/faces/17.htm
05/07/2005, 8:29 PM
Gerrit

Oh yeah, that looks good :cool: Where is she known from ?

@ Superfrank: I did not even suggest you were a pervert :) I just told: be aware with links in the adult atmosphere, many of them contain virusses. But if you're not using your own PC then, happy days I guess :D though I would go for kinkier stuff if I wouldn't have to care about virusses anyway ;)
05/07/2005, 9:02 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Gerrit

Oh yeah, that looks good :cool: Where is she known from ?

@ Superfrank: I did not even suggest you were a pervert :) I just told: be aware with links in the adult atmosphere, many of them contain virusses. But if you're not using your own PC then, happy days I guess :D though I would go for kinkier stuff if I wouldn't have to care about virusses anyway ;)

I typed in "pretty models pictures" into the Google thingamajig and a site called Saviosilva came up.
05/07/2005, 10:14 PM
Dazzy

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

I typed in "pretty models pictures" into the Google thingamajig and a site called Saviosilva came up.

I like that site :cool:
05/07/2005, 10:18 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Dazzy

I like that site :cool:

Really classy photos aren't they - nice change from then usual siliconed wagons we get here. :D
05/07/2005, 10:18 PM
jorge

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Originally Posted by Peadar

Is is just me or is Nigella Lawson a serious piece of woman!?

I could'nt agree more.It's very frustrating :D .The PERFECT wife.
05/07/2005, 10:35 PM
hamish

How about some rock chicks??

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Emy/Images/004.jpg

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Ashleigh/Images/003.jpg
05/07/2005, 10:36 PM
Dazzy

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Ashleigh/Images/003.jpg

She can play my guitar anyday :D

I got my coat already ;)

And sirhamish i seen the rest of that site ;) Dirty boy :p

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