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11/12/2009, 1:14 PM
Wolfie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr A

A man can't have too many lump hammers.

Except maybe if he's in a small row boat or some such.

I own a Lump hammer!! It reminds me of the gas time I invented a univerally accepted new mathematical equation.

To directly quote my fellow Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barrack Obama - "Lump Hammers are Legends".

Years ago, I smashed down an entire 12 foot wide concrete shed with just a trusty Lump hammer. I also own a ladder, but that's another story.

With the shed smashed apart, to my surprise I realised I had more to do.

The tricky part was, to use some technical builders jargon, "getting rid of the oul rubble". Now read on.....................

Wheelbarrows. They may not be as legendary as Lump Hammers but, in the modern parlance, they certainly RULE. Without question. They've a wheel and all. They are literally revolutionary.

Skips also govern to some capacity also. Particularly "Roll on" ones.

Now, my friends, combine all three -

"Lump Hammer + Wheelbarrow + Skip / Roll On = THRILLHOUSE".
11/12/2009, 1:37 PM
Magicme

You are all nuts.
11/12/2009, 1:43 PM
danthesaint

i have a bleedin hangover and have me xmas party from work tonight

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh h
11/12/2009, 1:47 PM
Magicme

Oh dear, how blonde am I? (retorical question before you all jump in) Am listening to the radio on my phone in the pocket of my jacket. Said phone is plugged in to be charged also.

The office phone rang, I jumped up and raced across the room to answer it and nearly killed myself as I tripped on charger wire while headphones tightened around my throat.

Go on, laugh at me ya feckers.
11/12/2009, 2:16 PM
MysticMon

Soooooooooooo dam tired, it so hateful not been able to sleep,3 nights in a row, really stressed!!! :mad:
11/12/2009, 2:34 PM
Bluebeard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magicme

Oh dear, how blonde am I? (retorical question before you all jump in) Am listening to the radio on my phone in the pocket of my jacket. Said phone is plugged in to be charged also.

The office phone rang, I jumped up and raced across the room to answer it and nearly killed myself as I tripped on charger wire while headphones tightened around my throat.

Go on, laugh at me ya feckers.

OK, but only 'cos you asked.

:D:D:D
11/12/2009, 2:37 PM
thischarmingman

Quote:

Originally Posted by danthesaint

i have a bleedin hangover and have me xmas party from work tonight

Christmas party tonight...6 free drinks and free food :)
11/12/2009, 2:40 PM
Magicme

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysticMon

Soooooooooooo dam tired, it so hateful not been able to sleep,3 nights in a row, really stressed!!! :mad:

The drinkin tonight will sort ya out!! :D
11/12/2009, 3:08 PM
Mr A

Kango Hammers. Now they are seriously the business.
11/12/2009, 3:16 PM
Wolfie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr A

Kango Hammers. Now they are seriously the business.

"Kango Hammers - The ladies choice for Christmas".

There's a movie due out in 2010 - "Last Kango in Paris".

It stars a sh*t load of irate Irish football supporters, a Kango Hammer and Thierry Henry.
11/12/2009, 3:19 PM
De Town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magicme

You are all nuts.

Says herself. :eek:
11/12/2009, 4:02 PM
oscar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magicme

The drinkin tonight will sort ya out!! :D

that or a good seeing to:cool:
12/12/2009, 7:48 PM
Magicme

I got my Christmas Tree up today! Whooohooo. I love Christmas.
12/12/2009, 10:26 PM
kingdom hoop

Grace: More Than A Name

Inspired by a moment of reflection on Paul Gogarty T.D., I came to ponder the quality of grace. Grace is perhaps one of the greatest qualities amongst humans: it is that ability we possess to approach a situation which, no matter how unjust or unappealing, we can treat in a pleasant manner and thereby avoid the distraction of embittered pettiness.

It is that quality that even if "up against it" we can see beyond the blinding obstacle in front of us to the clarity of graciousness. I believe that the potential to witness such clarity exists amongst us all. However, for some its appearance is like an unreliable lighthouse, merely blinking intermittently and seemingly without pattern; but for others it reliably shines light upon perilous rocks encountered on our dignified journeys.

What determines this acuity, this ability to see light and direction where there is little but darkness and hopelessness, such ability is sometimes natural, but also, to an extent, it can be fostered through an appreciation of our capabilities. So while sometimes our navigator's intuition guides us in the right direction; other times, we must fall back on that which we've learned - our very own architectural wonder, a beacon of moral steadiness constructed in a sea of angry tumult.

Overall, it's hoped that thought and our experience should inform us that little satisfaction is gained from a graceless approach to problems.
12/12/2009, 11:00 PM
oscar

that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:
13/12/2009, 7:51 PM
stann

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdom hoop

Overall, it's hoped that thought and our experience should inform us that little satisfaction is gained from a graceless approach to problems.

I'm just impressed that in the middle of a rant in which he used the f-word twice, he also managed to remember the decorum of the 'Deputy' title! :D
13/12/2009, 8:49 PM
Monkfish

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Originally Posted by oscar

that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:

Try bit of of cod instead........:p
13/12/2009, 10:05 PM
oscar

try boiling your head
14/12/2009, 6:59 AM
Mister Ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscar

that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:

dont rise to his childish antics, i know axactly how you feel
14/12/2009, 9:10 AM
Monkfish

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscar

try boiling your head

You know it would be yummy. :)

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