[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

You get around, don't you hamish...???! :eek: :D

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That the gene mixture, you pup :p

Julie Etchingham has shortish hair and is a real blonde and is NOTHING like the Yanks - have you seen Fox News lately - check out Laurie Dhue - now that's US newsreader totty.

I'm kinda disappointed that no noticed my reply to your post last night called me a lazy f,,,,er. :o

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Explaining myself???? :confused: :confused:

Feeling not great today but sister is bringing me on a rampage through LIDL shortly. Sad, very very sad I know. :o


I am slightly demented but have no interest in sheep. Know who'll reply to that. :D

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oh, get some nuremberg sausages hamish from LIDL, they're lovely. He's not on the sheep viagra anymore Babysis.... :D ask your sister about the boxty hamish

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

That the gene mixture, you pup :p

Julie Etchingham has shortish hair and is a real blonde and is NOTHING like the Yanks - have you seen Fox News lately - check out Laurie Dhue - now that's US newsreader totty.

I'm kinda disappointed that no noticed my reply to your post last night called me a lazy f,,,,er. :o

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what was it, go on tell me or else!

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Originally Posted by D2 Red

Hamish,i love a good rampage,it's a pity i can't go with you

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Just a euphemism for a shopping crawl around LIDL - I'm legendary there for the huge load of shopping I get - some of the girls on check out are convinced I have at least one wife and a loads of kids. Ha ha LOL :D

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

what was it, go on tell me or else!

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Page 140, post 2790.

Sad fact is - some of it is true and it's nearly July. :o

Anyway, need a shower and off to LIDL. Got up early today (4.35pm) but still a little behind schedule.


Toodle Pip - talk to y'all later.

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Miss me?

NO



Enjoy your lie-in Hame, lazy F*£%£r!!!

Thanks for reminding me - must take down Christmas decorations. ;)

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:confused: emphasising your laziness just?

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

:confused: emphasising your laziness just?

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No - the decos are in the front living room and middle kitchen. Usually they are boxed and put in my sister's attic next door. Problem is, I'm in the process of raising the roof to include a bigger attic and a dormer room so the place is all a mess.

Am organisiing builders at the mo. but you know the probs with builders.

To make matters worse there's a little leak in sister's attic so have boxes of decos stuck here. In fact, there are decos hanging from the ceiling in middle kitchen. LOL :D

The front room, hall, back kitchen, bathroom, toilet and my bedroom are spotless. Just wait till I get the house done - it'll be a class joint.

The annoying thing is I have the finance organised etc. If I was even 50% more mobile I'd have the job completed now - so frustrating 'cos I'm basically an impatient person when I want to do something.

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

No - the decos are in the front living room and middle kitchen. Usually they are boxed and put in my sister's attic next door. Problem is, I'm in the process of raising the roof to include a bigger attic and a dormer room so the place is all a mess.

Am organisiing builders at the mo. but you know the probs with builders.

To make matters worse there's a little leak in sister's attic so have boxes of decos stuck here. In fact, there are decos hanging from the ceiling in middle kitchen. LOL :D

The front room, hall, back kitchen, bathroom, toilet and my bedroom are spotless. Just wait till I get the house done - it'll be a class joint.

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have you got a room for when i visit :D

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

have you got a room for when i visit :D

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When the house is done - I'll have THREE spare rooms including the dormer.

You're welcome but only of you bring a spare totty for me.

Byeeeeeeeeeee off to LIDL

Just back from LIDL - had to get a Taxi - sister too busy watching soaps. I stepped into the taxi at 8.50pm and, after LIDL and two other stops, arrived home at 9.40pm. Guess what it cost me???

Have even had time to give my bitch Bunty a run round the back lawn. She's very affectionate, p!$$es in about ten spots to mark her territory and I have her trained to $h!te in the outside field so I won't step on anything. I'm worried she might get pregnant as she hasn't been discombobulated. She loves being fed doggy biscuits out of my hand too and is now asleep in her kennel. She's eleven years old but very fit for her age.

By the way, I also have a lovely little Jack Russell terrier called Bunty. LOL :D

Did you buy me anything nice Hamish

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Originally Posted by D2 Red

Did you buy me anything nice Hamish

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er.........No. Taxi cost me 8 euro for nearly an hour.

Is that all,You certainly had the funds to buy me something nice,the meter must have been broke :D

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Originally Posted by D2 Red

Is that all,You certainly had the funds to buy me something nice,the meter must have been broke :D

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I'm good buddies with the cab company owner and most drivers - TBF I gave the driver a 4 euro tip - he carried all 10 shopping bags into the back kitchen, Sound of him, wasn't it. This was before the tip BTW.

Know what we've had no Marlyn Monroe on totty??

What could I have bought ya????

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

I'm good buddies with the cab company owner and most drivers - TBF I gave the driver a 4 euro tip - he carried all 10 shopping bags into the back kitchen, Sound of him, wasn't it. This was before the tip BTW.

Know what we've had no Marlyn Monroe on totty??

What could I have bought ya????

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Not bad at all Hamish.

Marlyn Monroe is not my type of totty

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/

Click first phographs and check the pic of her leaning against a doorway. Phew.

Jesus, she'd be around 70 if she were alive today.

Heather Locklear

Ciara

Cameron Diaz

Denise Richards

I don't understand what anyone sees in Marlyn Monroe :confused: She ain't that great

I'm going to bed Hamish,I'll talk to you tomorrow,try and get that list done if possible

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Just back from LIDL - had to get a Taxi - sister too busy watching soaps. I stepped into the taxi at 8.50pm and, after LIDL and two other stops, arrived home at 9.40pm. Guess what it cost me???

Have even had time to give my bitch Bunty a run round the back lawn. She's very affectionate, p!$$es in about ten spots to mark her territory and I have her trained to $h!te in the outside field so I won't step on anything. I'm worried she might get pregnant as she hasn't been discombobulated. She loves being fed doggy biscuits out of my hand too and is now asleep in her kennel. She's eleven years old but very fit for her age.

By the way, I also have a lovely little Jack Russell terrier called Bunty. LOL

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Did this post make anyone else snigger or is it just my dirty mind......? :eek: :D :D Friday thanks God! Skiving day, no boss in :D Will try and post up totty if i can get on website tomorrow doesn't always give me access at work, think I've been found out....... :mad:

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Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Did this post make anyone else snigger or is it just my dirty mind......? :eek: :D :D Friday thanks God! Skiving day, no boss in :D Will try and post up totty if i can get on website tomorrow doesn't always give me access at work, think I've been found out......

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Welcome to the dirty mind club. :D