[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Hamish .... I'm afraid that myself and AidoM (the wannabe aido!) aren't the same person! however thats some good detective work outta
I had to go back and have a chat with myself to make sure I knew me. I don't know that other fellow.
Sherlock Hamish has got a few things wrong (his contacts in the Disgraceful Crimes Section in the Gardai must be from Donegal !!)
But a little bit of info ..... (could be dangerous !!)
I never post at the same time as AidoB........... I have only one PC
I don't follow Bohs ... main allegiance to National Team
Our names are almost the same ...... closer than you might think
Our writings are very similar ....hadn't noticed but will check
We prefer the same types of totty ..... if it's not by GT/Maz or gay (French rugby playing) dogs its OK with me
We're definitely NOT the same age (if his profile is to be believed)}
I'm not a Dubliner ..... but have been living here a l--o-- n-- g time

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LOL - aidoM, amigo, I've had you're "other" half on the PM asking the same questions.

Ever watch "Have I got news for you!"?? One of the panelists, Paul Merton, used to confuse any guests when the former Tory leader Ian Duncan Smith came up for comment.
He used to interject, "Oh you mean, Ian AND Duncan Smith?" Merton maintained that there were two of them. You really need to see the programme series. They're repeated nearly every night on all the UKTV Doc channels On Sky Entertainment and News and Documentaries sections.
In fact, a 1993 programme is on right now but Merton's comments were made roughly between 1999 to 2003, I think.

That's where I got the idea.


I still think aidoM and aidoB are connected.........maybe telepathically??:D
Having said all the above, AFTER aidoB signed off his PMs and posts here, YOU immediately arrived. Too much of a coincidence I'd say.


Now, join me in a round of applause for this lady:D (To enlarge....the pictures I mean.............click on 'em)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...WE:en%26sa%3DN[/QUOTE]

I would certainly give her a big round ....of applause (of course)

Maybe I should ask the administrator to change MY name to

"Aidanandabettin":cool:

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Originally Posted by AidoM

Not much washing and ironing on them Hamish

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Ha ha:D
Ah, you know what strangeirish is like. Unlike us here who love women for their intellect, sense of humour and character, he views women as mere objects of pleasure and domestic use.:eek:

I mean, wouldn't you love to have an intellectual conversation with these persons??

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...vixens_04t.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/..._Model_04r.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04o.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04t.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04w.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04b.jpg
Fcuking hell!!:eek: Either this bird likes her beer or strangeirish lost his deposit.


http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/..._divas_04c.jpg
oooo aaaarrrrrrrrr.there be a foine lasseee


http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/..._divas_04k.jpg

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Ha ha:D
Ah, you know what strangeirish is like. Unlike us here who love women for their intellect, sense of humour and character, women are mere objects of pleasure and domestic use.:eek:

I mean, wouldn't you love to have an intellectual conversation with these persons??

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...vixens_04t.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/..._Model_04r.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04o.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04t.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04w.jpg

http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04b.jpg
Fcuking hell!!:eek: Either this bird likes her beer or strangeirish lost his deposit.


http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/..._divas_04c.jpg
oooo aaaarrrrrrrrr.there be a foine lasseee


http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/..._divas_04k.jpg

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Intellectual conversation ??

I thought a few of them were talking through or was it with their @rs* ??

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Originally Posted by AidoM

Intellectual conversation ??

I thought a few of them were talking through or was it with their @rs* ??

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Yep, the universal language of course.:D

Translate these:

http://www.madhousefx.com/KRZ_Custom...g_2004_348.jpg

http://www.madhousefx.com/riealto...._8-04_028.jpg

http://www.madhousefx.com/chris10.jpg

http://www.fukmor.com/images/heaven-cc/IMG_0387.JPG

http://www.garagetease.com/home.html
click on "models" and go for the third one - curly blonde one in black outfit

;) :D

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Yep, the universal language of course
Translate these:

http://www.madhousefx.com/KRZ_Custom...g_2004_348.jpg

http://www.madhousefx.com/riealto...._8-04_028.jpg

http://www.madhousefx.com/chris10.jpg

http://www.fukmor.com/images/heaven-cc/IMG_0387.JPG

http://www.garagetease.com/home.html
click on "models" and go for the third one - curly blonde one in black outfit

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Superb as always Hamish and not a french rugby ball in sight (Sorry GT !!)

My sleep has gone to hell since I started on this forum and I need lot of beauty sleep (but not as much as those on the ugliest celebrity alive thread.

I'm off to bed now but you could wait to see if my "other half" starts posting:eek:

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Originally Posted by AidoM

Superb as always Hamish and not a french rugby ball in sight (Sorry GT !!)

My sleep has gone to hell since I started on this forum and I need lot of beauty sleep (but not as much as those on the ugliest celebrity alive thread.

I'm off to bed now but you could wait to see if my "other half" starts posting

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Bloody sure he will, aidoMB.

I posted a rake of rude limericks in the jokes thread. In fact, I made a a couple up in the past while. Couldn't think of what to do with dfx. How can you do anything with that? Of course, the x bit rhymes with "hex" or "wrecks".:D I've a limerick nearly completed about him. Sligoman and Anto Mc are also on the list and when I separate you and aidoB, yer are also to be "limericated"

As for Queen Julie?

A lass from south Down is our Julie
Great creac, risque and unruly
Up the hole of gay Clint
With his limp wrist and squint
She rammed the long leg of a stooley



(She's gonna fcukin' kill me when she sees that LOL)

Now......where was I??
These two army women are hot, hot, HOT.
http://www.rlcurtis.com/ADPi/images/Army_girls.jpg


http://www.hagie.net/boothbabe.jpg

Where's the form??? Sign me up. LOL:D
http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Jesus, here's THREE pages of army birds. Just click on 1, 2 and 3 for a nice gallery of REAl hot women, and with music too.:eek:
http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Fcuks sake:eek: This picture is way too big for the screen and look at the size of the weapon she has in her hand.
Click on the blonde wan on the right picture holding/sticking out that revolver.

http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN


http://www.ecclescollege.ac.uk/slide..._girls_jpg.jpg

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HY/...BQKQKBKTWE.jpg


http://image22.webshots.com/22/1/59/...0TxtyNZ_ph.jpg

http://www.travelswithchicken.com/La...am%20girls.jpg
Will ya look at the horny auld army fecker in the background gawking at those two young wans. Disgusting.

http://www.suitsyouswimwear.com/imag...48crystal5.jpg

I really like this bird.......a real natural beauty.
http://refugeclothing.com/images/spe...s-frontbig.jpg

http://www.nicebikini.com/images/bikini026.jpg

http://www.suitsyouswimwear.com/imag...i/107turq5.jpg

If those army birds are for real........you'd imagine they're would be a queue to join.
Wonder is there room in the FCA for an auld fcuker like me????:D

All in Totty we like dfx
A real man, hetero and no specs,
He tempts many girls
With champagne and pearls,
To join him in bouts of group sex.

dfx is in there somewhere.LOL:p :D
http://bikerswhocare.org/hooters040710/pict0100.jpg
Jeez, they're forming a queue:eek:
Plenty to click on here too.


http://ilovetaneish.com/images/bikini4.jpg

Attended a wet t-shirt "contest" in Ohio in 1981......better birds than this.
http://www.geocities.com/bikinis34/crowd.jpg



Too many to post individually.click on 'em all
http://images.google.ie/images?q=man...ourceid=tipimg

Fine lass indeedy.:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...310/040105.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...0/4_3_2005.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...0/4_2_2005.jpg

Quality totty.:D

Post 3614........only (using fingers)........386 to hit 6000,

KT???

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Queen Joooleeeee,
Are you watchingQueen Jooooleee.:D


Announcement.

Supermacs announces Mr. Strangeirish as new manager.
http://www.skirtman.org/hooters.html

Oh my holy God:eek:
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/pictures398_html.htm
Young girls visits doctor with the flu.
Doc puts a stetescope to her chest and says:
"Allright, big breaths"
She replies,
"Yeth, and I'm only fourtheen":D

MILLIONS HERE

Pick your favourites and click away..

http://foto.nieuwsblad.be/5033135472

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Originally Posted by AidoM

My sleep has gone to hell since I started on this forum

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RFLMAO:D :D

You might want to delete that post aidoM/aidoB LOL

http://www.simplenudes.com/pics/pics...andra-085.html

http://funny.entensity.net/hugebitch.../hugebitch.htm :eek:

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Fine lass indeedy.:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...310/040105.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...0/4_3_2005.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...0/4_2_2005.jpg

Quality totty.:D

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Can't open these because broadband width exceeded. I have broadband :confused: so can anyone offer any assistance?

[QUOTE=sirhamish]Post 3614........only (using fingers)........386 to hit 6000,

KT???

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Queen Joooleeeee,
Are you watchingQueen Jooooleee.:D


Wher has she been :confused: :eek:

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Originally Posted by AidoM

Can't open these because broadband width exceeded. I have broadband :confused: so can anyone offer any assistance?

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It means that so many people have looked at the pics that they're using up too much of the resources of the place hosting them. Totty Watch must be more significant than we thought! :D

i wonder......

how does she stand up??

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Ha ha
Ah, you know what strangeirish is like. Unlike us here who love women for their intellect, sense of humour and character, he views women as mere objects of pleasure and domestic use.
http://www.oscarnow.com/GALLERY2004/...ladies_04b.jpg
Fcuking hell!!:eek: Either this bird likes her beer or strangeirish lost his deposit.

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Ah now Hamish, you don't give me enough credit. I love having intelligent conversations with the Ladies.......................As long as they are wearing an apron or a tool belt!!!!:D

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Announcement.
Supermacs announces Mr. Strangeirish as new manager.
http://www.skirtman.org/hooters.html
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:eek:

Hamish on the way home after a late night. Trip to Donegal or the Curragh?:D :D

Cheerleader

mmmmm

Phooarr

Irish?

Totty of the week!

Some ladies playing rough

[QUOTE=sirhamish]Post 3614........only (using fingers)........386 to hit 6000,

KT???

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Queen Joooleeeee,
Are you watchingQueen Jooooleee.:D


She's back :eek: congratulating Hamish

But go easy on her lads she hasn't been well :o

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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor

Im NOT Veggie red meat for me (Preferably RAW)
Dont look like colin farrell but I do know him
been told I look like Tom Yorke (don't know if thats good or bad)

Are you a red head ?

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:eek: RAW meat, fcuk sake, are you a wolf?
Redhead, yes, keeping the race going :D

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Bloody sure he will, aidoMB.

I posted a rake of rude limericks in the jokes thread. In fact, I made a a couple up in the past while. Couldn't think of what to do with dfx. How can you do anything with that? Of course, the x bit rhymes with "hex" or "wrecks". I've a limerick nearly completed about him. Sligoman and Anto Mc are also on the list and when I separate you and aidoB, yer are also to be "limericated"

As for Queen Julie?

A lass from south Down is our Julie
Great creac, risque and unruly
Up the hole of gay Clint
With his limp wrist and squint
She rammed the long leg of a stooley



(She's gonna fcukin' kill me when she sees that LOL)

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that's class hamish :D Do another one if you can. I'm back, was away for a few days, then was dying with(still am)the flu. Jesus, this site has got busy, have you not been more careful who you gave visas to in my absence hamish :rolleyes: Oh, big p me is Queen Julie, aye! ;)

Hope you're all well, and did not miss me too much, eh Slaygoman?? heh heh

[QUOTE=sirhamish]Post 3614........only (using fingers)........386 to hit 6000,

KT???

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Queen Joooleeeee,
Are you watchingQueen Jooooleee.:D


Are you keeping track GT we might make it tonight and if you missed it again :o you'd really be sick :(

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Originally Posted by AidoM

Are you keeping track GT we might make it tonight and if you missed it again :o you'd really be sick :(

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damn right, kick some ass so I would have to :D

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

damn right, kick some ass so I would have to :D

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Ah stop it would ya, ye wouldn't kick your way out of a wet paper bag:D :D

There is a strange man called 'Hamish,
Who likes his totty that's Spanish,
He slept with a boy,
Because of his eye,
And now from tottyland we must banish.:D :D

Payback for the Supermac's manager thingy.:p

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

I'm back, was away for a few days, then was dying with(still am)the flu.

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Oooooh, so am I, madame.......:eek: ;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by d f x-

Oooooh, so am I, madame....... ;) :cool:

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ssssssssshhhhhhhhh! Don't tell! :eek:

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

And now from tottyland we must banish.

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That line doesn't scan:p
Go the back of the class, bend down, drop yer trousers and I'm taking the cane to you.:D

Isn't this a lovely tasteful picture of this lay-deee
http://www.domai.com/pics/big/oct2005/juliet-4690.jpg

Jaysus, the training for the Irish Olympic swimming team is tough
http://www.domai.com/pics/-samples/lilu-6663.jpg

Anyone interested in gardening, then???
http://www.domai.com/pics/big/oct2005/ganna-043.jpg

That's right, that's right, a little over to the left, there's the spot you missed
http://www.domai.com/pics/big/ksena-9911.jpg

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

Ah stop it would ya, ye wouldn't kick your way out of a wet paper bag:D

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:mad: hey strangeirish!
BEHAVE!
:D

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

:mad: hey strangeirish!
BEHAVE!
:D

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Sorry. Got a little frisky there.:o

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Originally Posted by d f x-

Oooooh, so am I, madame.......

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Wrote a lovely little ode to you a few posts above dfx.:p

Hope you're a little better ..............my post above should warm you up:D

Here are 5 piccies of Ms. Knightley. That lovely nose and mouth. slurp
Go down to the bottom of her blog and click on "view more pictures of Kiera Knightley"

http://www.wonderfulgirls.com/index.html
Just click on 'em.:D

quick hamish me and AidoM are on at the same time!

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

Sorry. Got a little frisky there.:o

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:eek: Help! :D

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Originally Posted by aido_b

quick hamish me and AidoM are on at the same time!

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:D
Hello!
I believe you are different people. It's just those people from Beeslow who are a bit sloooooooooooooooooowww. ;)

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Originally Posted by aido_b

quick hamish me and AidoM are on at the same time!

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:eek: I knew I'd end up talking to myself :confused: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Help!

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Yes...what now madame...:rolleyes: ;)