What do you work as?

I always thought sound engineering was a way better career move for you Nige than d!ckhead engineering.

I work in HR and Communications.

High class male escort. My number is on speed dial with all the girls at Assets Model Agency.

Oh, alright: lecturer in (mainly) PR and related areas (pol comms, business comms, history of etc). Away from the chalk and talk, I'm an unrecognised, under-paid short story writer just waiting to be discovered.

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Originally Posted by SkStu

I work in HR and Communications.

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You forgot Morketing. ;)

My then girlfriend and I were in Belfast and we asked a street sweeper for directions to Primark. On hearing our accents, he started ripping the **** out of our pronunciation of Primark, and made several other bigoted comments in the name of fun.

His tune changed when I reminded him that I earned more in a month than he does in a year.

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Originally Posted by TheOneWhoKnocks

My then girlfriend and I were in Belfast and we asked a street sweeper for directions to Primark. On hearing our accents, he started ripping the **** out of our pronunciation of Primark, and made several other bigoted comments in the name of fun.

His tune changed when I reminded him that I earned more in a month than he does in a year.

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He's probably able to speak to women though.

I work an honest day's living sweeping the roads on the streets of Belfast.

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Originally Posted by TheOneWhoKnocks

My then girlfriend and I were in Belfast and we asked a street sweeper for directions to Primark. On hearing our accents, he started ripping the **** out of our pronunciation of Primark, and made several other bigoted comments in the name of fun.

His tune changed when I reminded him that I earned more in a month than he does in a year.

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so your girlfriend saw you mouthing off, and now she's your ex-girlfriend.

I am Scrum Master of Chaos Monkeys.

The weird thing is that the above is 100% true.

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Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954

He's probably able to speak to women though.

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Touche.

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Touche.

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Yup, and that too.

I prefer grunting and staring.

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I ...solve problems.

If you can find me I can help you.

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Ten years later I'm still making problems go away. That is kind of depressing.

It pretty much sounds like you work for a criminal gang.

He has a particular set of skills.

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Good to hear Nigel. Last I saw you post on here you were down in some godforsaken place like Carlow.

I'm the CEO of a large sporting association in Ireland and have a girlfriend several years my junior.

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You run Swim Ireland?

Sorry couldn't help it. Off to Hell with me.