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Nothing like joke with some maths coupled with stupid humour...
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It's backQuote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
I know. I logged in earlier. Crazy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunny
My transfer to a New department has been approved. Roll on April 2nd. :-)
My transfer from bed to the sofa is complete. Major upgrades being, fridge is just over the other side of the room, and TV is directly in front of me with Countdown in full flow.
That's some serious productivity.Quote:
Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954
I don't suppose you could have been transferred a day earlier (it being a Sunday notwithstanding) without being a teensy-weensy bit suspicious someone was having you on!Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
Congrats... Hope it all goes perfectly for you.
same day as my dads birthday? Freaky...Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
You have no idea man...Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
Heard a brilliant plan to get out of Valentine's Day being hatched on the El:
First off, set it up like you have planned a whole big thing for Valentine's Day. Then, plan with a acquaintance to have them text your significant other's phone the morning of Valentine's Day with something bland but "incriminating" (they had a funny one they came up with on the train but I forgot it). When your significant other is not near their phone, text your friend telling them to send the message. Then, when it arrives, grab the phone, read the message (my note: I thought that could be tough I suppose depending on how protective they are of their phone), pretend to get all angry, storm out, and enjoy the day without having to spend a dime. The next day, or even late that night, you can come back and "forgive" them. Obviously it would be important that they (and, perhaps, you) do not have the number they are texting from in your phone and you delete the text from your own phone.
I wish I could follow up with them to see if it works :D
had to read that a few times before I understood it
basically, get someone you know (but your other half doesn't, or at least doesn't have their number) to text the missus's phone. Read the message before she does, then feign anger and storm out. Finally, when the day in question has passed, come back and forgive them for something they haven't done?
I'm sure there's a flaw there I'm not seeing...
Yes the phrasing may be a bit off as I was trying to recall their whole plan as I typed, but yes you have the gist of it (though obviously forgive should be in quotes)...a foolproof plan to get out of Valentine's Day with no negative repercussions to yourself. Oh yes and I should note that I believe in theory it could work with either gender, though the two people discussing it were men.Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
Or I suppose you could actually plan out something nice and pay upwards of a hundred dollars (or Euros) for a day created by Hallmark and the candy companies.
Oh yes, and some advice for those of you not burdened by relationships on Valentine's Day, aside from being an Irishman in America on St. Patrick's Day (which makes shooting fish in a barrel look like open heart surgery) going to a bar on Valentine's Day is the closest thing to prostitution to being a sure thing.
Anybody heres O/H drive a blue mini?
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Head or heart. Feck I hate decisions.:-(
My advice would be make the right oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Act like an ass for a week and let him do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Followed my heart. God help me.
You turned left so?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Most guys I know wouldn't have picked heart...Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Juvenile thoughts aside, I wish you well with it!:crossed:
You are so immature. I do however agree deciding that when making a decision with their head or their heart most men think with their head...unfortunately its usually the wrong head. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Eminence Grise
Tis great to be female!
Think? What in the hell is that?
Was this the moment of clarity and realisation?Quote:
Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954
More a moment of sheer and utter confusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by BonnieShels
I find that the whole 'men think with their penis' line is WAY off the mark. Men don't think at all of course. Least I don't...less thinking, more doing.
Out getting a few bits and bobs for dinner (delayed leaving until midnight so have to cook dinner as ordered) and lots of females out in force, dolled up and all smiling. Now anyone who's been to Russia and especially Moscow will know the locals don't do smiles, or facial expressions. But either lots of women got lucky, are getting lucky, or are going to have a girly night (hate those 2 words). Have to say it was one of the nicest days I've had this year so far, outside of Ireland.
Less thinking. More sexy rumpus.Quote:
Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954
5 years membership on foot.ie mb this month. Never thought id make it past 5 weeks to be honest.
the milky bars are on me.
Thanks SkStu, you've just made me smile remembering the Alan Partridge sketch with the former Milky Bar Kid (played by Simon Pegg). A whole new image to deal with today!
I passed the 3 year mark last month. I remember a time when I was more productive.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkStu
Right just back home after a job interview that went well for a job I don't want. Great.
How hard can it be to fail a job interview?! Just come armed with some random Mr A phrases and you'll be grand. I direct you to here for some samples.
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
You guys have me down to a tee in fairness.
Hey, you won't get the job with answers like that, and that's all we're talking about here.
Try this.
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
At least you're consistent. Stop rubbing in that it's the off season.
In fairness, if you say something like that in a job interview they're likely to get scared and give you the job.
"What positive attributes do you think you would bring to the team?"
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
Pretty hard Your natural inclination is to not look like a douche. And then you remember that that was the original plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Ah, just look up Mr A's ****ing posts on this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by John83