...every UCD fan in the world who are proud of their.....
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...every UCD fan in the world who are proud of their.....
Belfield Bowl even though it looks like an indoor show Jumping Venue with all the sand and all.............Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
...the horse sh!t you'd expect from.....
watching Finn Harps play,they will...........
.... sell their souls to....
anyone on ebay with a half decent percentage value.which is more than can be said for shelbourne and their gradually diminishing club and .....
ground and loose floodlights....
namely a torch held by a man in a white coat who looks remarkably like....Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
Stephen Parkhouse,but of coarse Parky is to busy........
with the sheep....
...but as Roddy Collins always says:"......
"I can give ye a good price on dry linin tha wall"...."
"me suit ?, sure i got tha in guineys on north earl st". "they also sell ....
Tea Cozies and Crochet Dailies and loads of other stuff that lil' Ol Ladies Love" just then Roddy's reverie was interrupted by the arrival of a rather noisy cigar shaped UFO. The skin of the UFO was an unblemished Chrome finish from which the reflected sun dazzled, forcing Roddy to shield his eye's from the glare. It was due to this glare that Roddy failed to notice that a dark orifice had opened on the side of the strange craft, "Howya Roddy!" came a robust voice from inside the opening. Startled Roddy noticing the doorway for the first time stared in dis-belief at the figure standing in the Dark opening . "I ....I... Don't believe it......it ....can't .......be ......you "stammered Roddy recognising the figure who was now descending a strange silvery looking rope ladder,a figure who was in fact none other than .................
martin foley aka the viper who looked at roddy and whispered "you havent seen me ,right!?" and dissapeared off into the hosiery dept pushing aul biddies fighting each other over pi$$-stained fur lined boots, out of the way and they shouting after martin "dats onley terrible alltegether and dat young lad pushin me outta his way".
"in my day we....
..used to wear them on our head when robbin' bleedin' banks".
Roddy went off in the spaceship which landed on Trappatoni's door in Italy. When Trappatoni saw Collins, he......
....laughed at the state of Roddy's...
multi coloured slacks.....
...which cost him €750 at Louis Copeland but he only spent a fiver on.....
his underpants which were giving him a rash around the crotch. "What's a matter with you?" asked Trappatoni to which Collins replied....
"clean your drains boss?,anyone tools need sharpenin?,cut your lawn eh boss"?
"Ah lei è un demolitore sporco che vedo" (trans:ah you are a filthy knacker i see)".
"prendere lontano dalla mia porta prima che chiamo......
(get away from my door before i .....
"Hold on a second, bud!!" Collins interrupted him. "I don't speak bleedin' German. All I want to know is ......"Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
can i be your water boy...
"Yes a, you can a hold my a water" replied Trappatoni and then urinated on him and closed the door. WHile inside he phoned John Delaney who couldn't take the call because he was.....Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
busy recking the loi....
.ncloth he likes to wear when watching his beloved Man U playing Fulham while smeared in Johnson's baby lotion. So Trappatoni phoned Liam Brady instead. When Liam answered, Trappatoni said "......Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
liam...u ahve always beein a loyal friend, i a trust with my life liam. The 4 families of dublin wanna make you an offer, an offer you...........
Won't want to refuse. believe me when I tell you this Liamio. I told you when I signed you for Juve that someday I may need a favor from you...well Liamio that day has arrived. A man who has dishonored me and our family, a man called Rodini Collinsini will be eating at Fredo's Pizza parlour on the north circular road tonight and I want you to meet him there. when your almost finished the meal I want you to excuse yourself and go to the bathroom where you'll find a revolver hidden beneath the cistern, I want you to take the gun and put two bullets in Senori Collinsini's head then I want you to............
He never got to finish the sentence as Brady hung up, too engrossed in his game of subbuteo to have heard a word he said. Still requiring a hitman he instead phoned....Quote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
sean connor who is desprate for the cash....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
cos Champion Sport are doing a special 2 for 1 on red tracksuit bottoms, Sean think they will look just the job for his upcoming interview for the position of........
...managing the Belfast branch of Champion Sports but instead he was offered the football manager's job at........
Shoot the Crow's nightowl side and accepts the position after been offered ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
a season ticket to watch sligo rovers for free.
even gypo connors laughed at this ridiculous offer and instead sought a higher playing level.i.e assistant manager to the kids team in that liam brady ad...
meanwhile on the other side of the country stephen geoghgan was robbing the phone of none other than ......
...Pat Scully who left Shamrock Rovers to rejoin now defunct Kilkenny City FC. "I really want a challenge" said Scully, "so I joined a Club who no longer exists" he added. His assistant will be....
...the Ghost of Christmas Past, who has ideas to introduce the WM formation and ball and chain ankle restraints that will enable squad players like.....
Liam Touhy to resurrect their careers. Meanwhile, Brady had finished his game of subbuteo and phoned back Trappatoni. "What exactly is my role?" asked Liam to which Giovanni replied .....
"we a dont have a de rolls in a italia".you wanna paninni ?"
"wha, a bleedin sticker album ?" says chippy brady
"sure I'm as old as.........
as the woman you feel". Trappatoni was taken aback. "Who a tell you that I'm a feeling up Mary Robinson. It's the only a reason I take a the job a". Brady could hear a woman's voice in the background. "I was elected by the women of Ireland, who instead of rocking the cradle, rocked the system and...". "Shut up a you old a bat" "Trappatoni interrupted her "and....."Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
a getta backa ona de catherine wheel so i can whippa you some more!"
Brady ,hearing this, his stomach turned to mentally imagine the previous uachtaain na
heireann spinning widly on a wheel in leather bondage gear while the grey haird old reprobate trappatoni applied a cat-o-nine-tails to her ample behind.
"jaysus we should have elected dustin the turkey after all" said chippy .
just then a knock came to the door and when brady answered who was it but none other than ......
Dustin the Turkey who was singing "Faith of our Feathers" and canvassing for votes for the Eurovision. Brady took one look at Dustin and....