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21/11/2005, 5:43 PM
dfx-

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Happy GT.....:D

Ohhhhhhh no....*awaits deluge of totty*:eek: ;)
21/11/2005, 7:01 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Hey Hamish, never fear, GT is here!!!

As of today, I'm now single after a very long r'ship that was going downhill for quite a while, so I'm now feeling relieved and happy again....

Happy GT.....

Nice totty Maz, Steve Jones, hmmmmmmmm (TM dfx)

Glad your over it KT. Been there, done that, have the scars. Hope the other woman isn't too broken hearted. :p

dfx looks kinda keen but I'd wait until after Christmas. lol

Starting to put up the decos in just over a week. :eek:

Old Hamish love Christmas he do.

I get all warm and extra friendly and even cuddly during Yuletide.lmao
21/11/2005, 7:04 PM
hamish

:D

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Originally Posted by Green Army Girl

Theres nothing wrong with being single, all the good looking people are single i think these days. Good luck GT any man would be happy to have you. U never know Clinton might show his face ;)

Dead right there GAG except for last sentence. Clinton is bent as a snake in a jamjar unless you mean Bill Clinton and he's always available.:D

Joking aside, even though KT made a mention of her situation a while back she still was in her usal great humour here in her posts. She really is a sound young lass. Hope she wasn't hurting inside too much. You're dead right too GAG, the bloke (I presume it's a bloke) is the big loser.

Aaaaaahhhhhhh fcuk it, HOW am I gonna slag her from now on...eh???
21/11/2005, 7:27 PM
dfx-

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

dfx looks kinda keen but I'd wait until after Christmas. lol

I can wait......;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

I get all warm and extra friendly and even cuddly during Yuletide.lmao

:eek:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... (c) dfx 2005
21/11/2005, 7:42 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by d f x-

I can wait......

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... (c) dfx 2005

Oh I like that pic dfx - WHAT is she doing with her left hand???

I meant that warm and cuddly expression as a nice and clean term, ya pup.:p :D

Now let's see. What will I Google - "sexy women"? "Big boobs"? "Beautiful women pictures"? Think I'll go for the last one.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...f%3D1%26sa%3DN

OH SWEET JESUS!!!:eek:

http://swnevecampbell.tripod.com/Wom...ineHeigl01.jpg
Think I had her up before but worth a replay

http://www.tuug.utu.fi/~jaakko/art/woman.jpg
Fcuking hell!!

http://www.allstarz.org/~hurley/liz282.jpg
Liz Hurley...ah bless.
Here's a load of them.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...f%3D1%26sa%3DN

http://sparks.free.fr/buffy/lesphoto...stars1299d.jpg

Bird in bottom right hand corner is gorgeous.
http://www.tssphoto.com/ops_images/E10/E1035.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/164100/sss.JPG
Angelina and that Welsh bird.
21/11/2005, 9:34 PM
hamish

Brother in law (Shakedown and Bubbles poor dad) brought me down to Supervalue a little while ago to get a few things and there is a Polish girl working there who's a lovely young one. Very good looking, great English and great craic. Dammit, can't remember her name but it's a very Englishy one like Julie (deflate yer head KT:p ).
She waved to me from the other end of the shop and was also chatting to another lassy who looked dead like her. I asked the girl at the check out "is that her twin?" and she replied/chuckled "Nah, one is from Poland, the other Ahascragh***".
The check out girl then shouted down to the two, "Know what he said, he thought ye were twins". Two of them cracked up laughing.
The Polish bird then came up to me and we joked for a while and as I hobbled off, she playfully gave me a little PINCH ON MY BOTTOM.:eek:

No respect for the elderly these days.

***Yes, THAT Ahascragh as in Don't feed the Gondolas. It's prounced A - has - cra BTW not AhasCRAW. Great club, enclosed ground, floodlights, dressing rooms etc. - all opened by Maurice Setters the Saturday after Alan McLoughlin scored that goal against Norn Iron.
22/11/2005, 12:39 AM
Green Tribe

Cheers all. Hamish ye aul perv, groping young wans in the shop. Yes it was a bloke I was seeing, cut it out, people must think i am a lesbian nun! :D :eek:

I'll check out that thread Paul, but with your recommendations, not sure if I should...

Gotta go, Clinton is calling........ :rolleyes:
22/11/2005, 1:07 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Dammit, can't remember her name but it's a very Englishy one like Julie (deflate yer head KT ).
.

:mad: :eek: HAMISH!!!!
'Julie' is NOT an English name, it's French actually, Latin in origin :p
22/11/2005, 1:08 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Cheers all. Hamish ye aul perv, groping young wans in the shop. Yes it was a bloke I was seeing, cut it out, people must think i am a lesbian nun!

I'll check out that thread Paul, but with your recommendations, not sure if I should...

Gotta go, Clinton is calling........

Ah stop calling poor old Hamish an old perv. I'm utterly harmless so I am so I am.:p I wouldn't let you pinch my poor botty - even if ya asked nicley.LOL:p

Hey, hey HEY - they were groping MOI.

Just kidding about the girlfriend.

Forget about Clinton - he's NO interest in women (even WILD ones:p )

Gosh, I feel full of the Christmas spirit already, I really do.

http://www.musikundshow.ch/images/Ku...asil_Girls.jpg

http://www.tweety.dk/desktop_girls/i...0PM847_jpg.jpg

http://www.tweety.dk/desktop_girls/i...bi-b-9_jpg.jpg

http://www.tweety.dk/desktop_girls/i...urke_1_jpg.jpg

http://www.hispic-cafe.com/santa-cla..._claus_270.jpg
Love them under my Christmas tree.

http://www.uaw892.org/images/christmas/girls03.GIF

That's enough Christmas totty for now.
22/11/2005, 1:09 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

you might wanna check out the christmas present thread KT ;) :D

About chucking out things, nah! I ended it and it was very amicable so happy days...
22/11/2005, 1:12 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

HAMISH!!!!
'Julie' is NOT an English name, it's French actually, Latin in origin

Funny that - I've hear Noel described as English and French. Like Noelle, Noel and No-well etc etc etc etc etc.

I meant an EnglishEEE name. Y'know, like the names we use all the time - certainly not Polish, if you follow. Like, she isn't called Tanya or Lubilla or whatever. Just an everyday name you hear around the place.

and there was I and I being nice to you above:p :D

Naughty and cruel-to-old Hamish KT.:D

Yeah, and ageist too. lmao
22/11/2005, 1:18 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

About chucking out things, nah! I ended it and it was very amicable so happy days...

Paul said CHECK out not CHUCK out - and I'm supposed to be the blind one.

heh heh.

Nighty nighty all and you too KT.

Uncle Hamish needs his zzzzzzzzzzz and to rest and heal the pain in my poor assaulted botty. Cheek of that hussy. :D

Glad you're back in extra good form again though.:)
22/11/2005, 1:20 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Funny that I've hear Noel described as English and French.

I meant an EnglishEEE name. Y'know, like the names we use all the time - certainly not Polish, if you follow. Like, she isn't called Tanya or Lubilla or whatever. Just an everyday name you hear around the place.

and there was I and I being nice to you above

Naughty cruel to old Hamish KT

Yeah, and ageist too. lmao

Fair enough, Hame! :D Sorry! :D
Silageman is quiet tonight! Maybe out cleaning his local river :p
22/11/2005, 1:21 AM
AidoM

[QUOTE=sirhamish] Cheek of that hussy. :D

Should it not be ................

my cheekfor that hussy:rolleyes:
22/11/2005, 1:23 AM
Green Tribe

he heheh :D :D
22/11/2005, 1:24 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Fair enough, Hame! Sorry!

Silageman is quiet tonight! Maybe out cleaning his local river :p

Night KT - where did you get that Hame thing?? Is it some Northern slang or dialect or something???

Just remembered that Hamish is the Scotch Gallic for James which was my dad's name James Ambrose Gannon. My second name is Ambrose and from Ambrose is how I got the nickname Hamish. (Ambrose, Amby, Hammy, Hamish - that's how I got it)

Kinda weird connection there isn't it??? Kinda like a circle sort of..:D Y'know.......Hamish - James - James Ambrose - Ambrose - Hamish. AND I believe I was conceived in Scotland. LOL
22/11/2005, 1:26 AM
Green Tribe

[QUOTE=AidoM]

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Cheek of that hussy.

Should it not be ................

my cheekfor that hussy:rolleyes:

:confused: :eek:
22/11/2005, 1:28 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Night KT - where did you get that Hame thing?? Is it some Northern slang or dialect or something???

Just remembered that Hamish is the Scotch Gallic for James which was my dad's name James Ambrose Gannon. My second name is Ambrose and from Ambrose is how I got the nickname Hamish. (Ambrose, Amby, Hammy, Hamish - that's how I got it)

Kinda weird connection there isn't it??? Kinda like a circle sort of..:D Y'know.......Hamish - James - James Ambrose - Ambrose - Hamish. AND I believe I was conceived in Scotland. LOL

Nah, i just shortened hamish into a gay like name like Anto - Hame... :D heh snigger
22/11/2005, 1:30 AM
hamish

[QUOTE=AidoM]

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Cheek of that hussy. :D

Should it not be ................

my cheekfor that hussy:rolleyes:

Jesus AidoM - don't encourage her. Please don't.

She has my self esteem destroyed, so she has, so she has.

Sulking, sad, miserable Hamish............NOT:D

(Is that expression still....er.........IN???)
22/11/2005, 1:31 AM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Silageman is quiet tonight! Maybe out cleaning his local river :p

Sorry, I keep getting pm's from people:o :D
22/11/2005, 1:34 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Nah, i just shortened hamish into a gay like name like Anto - Hame... heh snigger

Huh! This is the one who fancies Clinton "I left my hole in San Fransisco" Morrison. :p

I'm, IF you must know, am the most heterosexual man in Tottyland. Pure man, all male, no femininity at al at all at all.

Definitely going to bed now

Nighty nighty duckies....oooooooops:D
22/11/2005, 1:36 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Sorry, I keep getting pm's from people:o :D

So do I....;)
22/11/2005, 1:36 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Sorry, I keep getting pm's from people

Yeah, to form a committee to clean out that river. LOL

See ya tomorrow Sligoman. Horrible name KT calls you --- Silageman. Disgraceful. Wouldn't take it, y'know. Would not. Awful, simply awful.:D
22/11/2005, 1:37 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Huh! This is the one who fancies Clinton "I left my hole in San Fransisco" Morrison. :p

Ha ha class! :D
22/11/2005, 1:38 AM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Yeah, to form a committee to clean out that river. LOL

See ya tomorrow Sligoman. Horrible name KT calls you --- Silageman. Disgraceful. Wouldn't take it, y'know. Would not. Awful, simply awful.:D

Oi! Trying to make Silage....eh Sligoman and I fight, huh? Never happen will it SM? :o
22/11/2005, 1:39 AM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

So do I....;)

That doesn't look right, if Hamish is reading this then he's gonna think we're pm'ing each other:o :D.
22/11/2005, 1:40 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Ha ha class!

Thank you. Thank you.

I heard Clinton is recording a new single for thye Christmas market. It's a remake of that Chrsitine Aguelera song but he's changed it from " I'm a Jenie in a bottle" to "I'm a Snakey in a jamjar".:p :D
22/11/2005, 1:43 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

That doesn't look right, if Hamish is reading this then he's gonna think we're pm'ing each other

What???:eek:

Wait'll Bubbles finds that out. You're a dead man Sligoman.
Make a will. FAST.

I'm not going to cover for you either.

You're on yer own.

AND she'll be home from work soon - working in the pub tonight.
22/11/2005, 1:43 AM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

AND she'll be home from work soon - working in the pub tonight.

What pub she work in? I might know it;).
22/11/2005, 1:49 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

What pub she work in? I might know it

It's called The Usual. Used to be called Bould Biddys. Bloke who used to be in one of my footie teams here back in the 80s owns it or rents its.
It's at the top of the Town square - near the statue of a man and his horsey (commemorates the October Fair) on Main Street. Lovely statue - bronze - really classy if a bit traditional.

Young folks place though Bubbles is always asking me to drop down there for a pint. Would start a row just to annoy her. LOL

Green Tribe would be too old to drink there. LOL:D

BTW she really is going to post her piccies here but is working her ass off at the moment with two jobs and all. She'll get round to it soon enough.;)
22/11/2005, 1:55 AM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

It's called The Usual. Used to be called Bould Biddys. Bloke who used to be in one of my footie teams here back in the 80s owns it or rents its.
It's at the top of the Town square - near the statue of a man and his horsey (commemorates the October Fair) on Main Street. Lovely statue - bronze - really classy if a bit traditional.

Nah sorry, dont know it. Is this in Athlone or the Beeslow place?:confused: :D.
22/11/2005, 2:08 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Nah sorry, dont know it. Is this in Athlone or the Beeslow place?

Beeslow of course. How would you like it if I said you lived in Ballymote??:p :D

Know Ballymote well - used the ground there for a lotta schools footie. Nice people TBH. Think they've improved the set up since I was last there but TBH they couldn't do enough for ya when you asked them for the pitch to be prepared etc. And YES we always paid them well for the use of it. Think the secretary there was Stenson - think that was his name.

Bubbles is just home now. Hear the car door slamming next door and she's talking to Mum.

See ya later Sligoman - off to bed.
22/11/2005, 2:19 AM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Beeslow of course. How would you like it if I said you lived in Ballymote??:p

Know Ballymote well - used the ground there for a lotta schools footie. Nice people TBH. Think they've improved the set up since I was last there but TBH they couldn't do enough for ya when you asked them for the pitch to be prepared etc. And YES we always paid them well for the use of it. Think the secretary there was Stenson - think that was his name.

Smellymote, erm, dont ever say I'm from there, feckin Buffs!!!!:mad: :D.
22/11/2005, 9:50 AM
paul_oshea

do ye call people from out the country buffs to sligoman?? :D

hamish did you say bubbles is gonna post pics of herself?? make sure someone pms me if thats the case ;)
22/11/2005, 3:58 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

do ye call people from out the country buffs to sligoman??

Course we do:D. Fecking farmers!;) :D.
22/11/2005, 4:51 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

do ye call people from out the country buffs to sligoman?? :D

hamish did you say bubbles is gonna post pics of herself?? make sure someone pms me if thats the case ;)

Will do POS Will do.:D
22/11/2005, 6:07 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

hamish did you say bubbles is gonna post pics of herself?? make sure someone pms me if thats the case ;)

I've got you covered POS, pretty and impressive
22/11/2005, 7:06 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

strangeirish

forgot to anagram strangeirish so here goes
A Herring sits
A ringers sh!t
A resign shirt
A she stirring
A riser nights
sh!t earrings (LOL)
Sir Sh!t anger
In his garters
Hearts rising
Earth risings
Restrain sigh
Sierra Nights..................cool
Shag inert sir
Hi I rent grass
He rising star..................cool
His rat reigns............lol
Rinse right
Her girt in ass............LOL
At her risings
I sings at herr..........bet he does

Betcha the fecker picked strangeirish 'cos it gives loads of funny anagrams.

Oh my God, puh dem awaaaaaaaay.
http://home.tiscali.be/nelekes/Neja4/full%20breasts.jpg

Now, A she stirring:p - those are bubbles. LOL

Just a reminder also of an angram I did of your name - you might have missed that post.:D
22/11/2005, 7:55 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Now, A she stirring:p - those are bubbles. LOL

Just a reminder also of an angram I did of your name - you might have missed that post.:D

I did miss that..LOL:D
22/11/2005, 9:15 PM
hamish

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

I did miss that..LOL:D

What one was that?

I too TBF did an anagram of Hamish and got sham irish.:D

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