"put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone".
dana duly obliged. and in her squeky donegal patter proclaimed "....
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"put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone".
dana duly obliged. and in her squeky donegal patter proclaimed "....
"Placid, I wish you would use the odd capital letter". "I am not placid", replied Johnny Logan, "but I can be submissive if you like" and burst in to singing "Reach for Me" which Dana duly did. It was all getting very heated when....Quote:
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johnny logan whipped out his big mac and..........................
...stained his trousers with the sauce but just then.....
dana bent down and gobbled on his meat leaving a sticky residue on the floor of the Big Tree.
come mid-sommer time some hang-sadwitch-ating, rope-headbanded muck savage slipped in said pool of residue and ended up on his arS€ with his pint of smithwicks all over him.
everyone laughed ,including.....
Trappatoni who had arrived to sample Irish culture. He eyed up Dana and said "Mama mia, you have a de face like a million dollars - all a green and a de wrinkled". Turning to the incumbent Manager, Phfat Dolan, he said "....Quote:
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is thata where Stepehen Irelanda iz a hiding??? is his a hair....
a exact copy of Sligomans..........
pet hamster called Fluffy. "Now Phfat", Trappatoni continued, "the FAI have made me an offer I can't a refuse". "What do you think I should a do?". Dolan replied.....Quote:
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...you cant play Gerrard & Lampard in the same team, when I was at St Pats I made Eddie Gormley & Paul Osam.............
Suck each other off after they had a bad game one time, didn't work they just got worse every time i gave them this punishment until ..........Quote:
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"I just left and joined Setanta to commentate on Falkirk vs Queen of the South". "Who are da South Queens?" said a bemused Trappatoni. "Are they....Quote:
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the george pub team" ?
-"no your thinking of wexford youths"
-"just coz they are playing in pink this year there's no need for the homophbia"-
-"but i like the illiad",says pat and with that he was off on his merry way down dorset st heading towards....
wherever Dorset Street leads to - Busarus perhaps (a suitable name in the context). "What's a da matter with him? Why he looka so sad?" asked a puzzled Trappatoni to which Dana replied...Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
.."all kinds of everything" Do you think I look like a man? I only ask becasue when I was running for Presidnet I had occasion to met John Delaney and he commented how much he enjoyed..
my singing in the eurovision and did i speak italian and seen as i had won a major european trophy would i give trappatoni a.....
..good seeing too as this was a significant factor in him agreeing to judge the ploughing competition next year as the farmers................
were sick of using bertie as a sexual device. anyway, at this stage bertie had a hole like a clowns pocket so it just wasnt tha same as it used to be.
tapper said" que mierda" and off he went to manage sierra leone instead.
dana,look for a shift,cast her eyes across the bridge towards mulligans booozer and who should be walking out,half cut only........
... Steve Staunton and his new lover.....
Gary mccallister saying he's de gaffer,he's de main man and de buck stops with him.I'm just a glorified waterboy with no clue about.........
..putting out cones but I shall learn. Meanwhile, Denis O'Brien arrived on the scene with a huge brown envelope. "ANyone seen John Delaney?" he shouted and who should appear butQuote:
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...Sean Connor who could smell the money a mile away; "I'd like to make a statement to all of the Sligo Rovers fans" said Connor. "To the people of Sligo, it is time you heard my side of the story. The day before I left Sligo Rovers, I was taking a.......
line of coke:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
,it was a dodgy batch that I got off...........
Sligoman. Singlehandely he controls the whole North Western drug scene.''
Sligoman shrugged off, disgusted with his comrade Connor. Together they planned to..
...make a bid to takeover Finn Harps but.....
Realised that would be an incredibly stupid idea as Donegal is crap, instead they...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
tried to get bohs regalated and spend all their money on crap players.......Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Sligoman and Connor formed quite a dynamic bond. Their partnership was only to broken apart though by Sligoman's love affair with...
with sligo rovers and conners love for chris turnner and goalie gloves:D.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SligoBrewer
"I've had a enough of this Sligo talk" said Denis O'Brien, there's nothing to invest in there. I think I'll give the money to......
forza rovers:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
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but he declined saying he wouldn't take money from a tax exile. He was found dead later, battered to death is believed by his partner. John Delaney arrived on the scene and said "This money will be great for the game in Ireland" and then headed off to Joe Walsh Travel and booked a world cruise. Dolan was still in the Irish job though and he decided to...
apoint Roddy Collins as his no.2,Roddy however had was no where to be found so Dolan checked......
the internet only to find 1 name on the list sean conner......Quote:
Originally Posted by deecay
....y but Sean Connery knew nothing about Irish football.Quote:
Originally Posted by forza rovers
"Nor do I" said.....
Stan "but I can put out the cones for you". "That will do nicely" said Dolan "and can you also....."Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
"make me some marie rose sauce.
just mix ketchup & mayonnaise together stanley my good man".
"mayonnaise ?. isnt dat wot dem dutch fellahs do be puttin on der chips boy" said stan.
" shure dats only savage and I shud no coz im frum doodaaaaaalllllllllk".
"yeah...right" says phat pat and with that he got on the phone and rang ......
Pope Gregory the Ninth who was wintering with the English cricket team in Antigua and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty who opened....
her legs to reveal a shaft of light emanating within.
"tis god and we are not worthy" said PG9 .
"tis a flashlight shone from neath yonder hole" said martin fry from ABC ,from behind a bush." dont go near it or it'll take your hand off. My floppy 80's hair narrowly survived".
"It was only the intervention of.....