I think this is starting to belong here, but its not really funny
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I think this is starting to belong here, but its not really funny
http://foot.ie/forums/24-Ireland
Bit harsh - its not THAT bad a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Ah now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Real ale Madrid
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Ireland so that they can see their own doctor.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Give your lawn some whiskey...it'll come up half cut
I have a great joke about a roof...but I think it'd just go over your head.
Richard III holds the record for staying in a car park the longest. Second place goes to Peter Odemwingie.
Allegedly Trappatoni agreed to match fix Ireland's 3 group games at last summer's Euros in Poland. The agreement was that Ireland would lose all 3 matches. Trap's team talk to the team was ' Play your normal game lads '.
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius
Should that not be Oscar Pistolius?...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dermotron
he doesnt have a leg to stand on me thinks
Sorry lads but cracking jokes about this is a bit prosthetic, sorry, pathetic...
The poor man must be going through hell- people should not be exacerbating that by making silly jokes. It'll be hard enough for him to get back on his feet as it is.
I'm trying to better that on Mr. A but I'm stumped.
A couple of days late, but still...
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Red x!
I once had a pet mouse called Elvis , but he is now dead.
He was caught in a trap
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Originally Posted by SkStu