the big tree in drumcondra where robbie was belting out his favourite songs in a karaoke competition organised by....
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the big tree in drumcondra where robbie was belting out his favourite songs in a karaoke competition organised by....
The Irish Sun in a ruse to get pictures of as many Irish internationals in various states of inebriation as possible. the hidden camera's were discovered as soon as the team entered the pub by none other than...................
Johnny Logan who had a 5 year gig in the pub singing his Eurovision hits. Dana was also there singing a remake of her hit called "Kinds of everything all" and Stephen Hunt tried to get off with her until he was interrupted by...
johnny who pushed dana up agaisnt the bar,turned her around,lifted up her skirt and.....
sang Hold Me Now to her minge,which joined in at the chorus until .....................
somebody handed JL a big mac and chips and his mind wandered off dana's badly packed kebab and onto the smell of food and how his mother used to make a great coddle for him of a friday. "oh the memories" said johnny until interrupted by damian duff asking could he have permission for a bit of a lie down as it was way past his bedtime.
richard dunne came over and in his hand was....
A badly packed kebab from Abrakebabra in Phibsboro, where he'd just met Kevin Hunt and been convinced that the Bohs captain was the answer to our central Midfield problem he wandered off to tell Pat Dolan when all of a sudden............Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
Rhyle Nugent appeared and said "Glory, glory Munster". It was enough to clear the pub except for JL and Dana as JL went back to singing "What's anyone year" to Dana's clenched thighs. Pat Dolan gave up on the idea of the team every getting a meal and decided instead to go to Croke Park when they met a teary eyed John Hayes who said...
To think this beautifull stadium is wasted on people who roll up with twine around their heads and the woman wear far too much make up and very unflattering gaa tops.
meanwhile out on the pitch, a cross buring session was in the offing with liam mulvihill leading the shouts of "i'd rather be a paki than a dub" to which the unwashed masses replied"lord,graciously hear us " and .....
burn the infidels, so at that point pat dolan was dragged out and thrown on the fire , he went up like a..............................................
sorry but :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
hot air ballooon and was last seen floating over a McDonalds in Cabra shouting "Four Big Macs with large fries and a Coke (not diet)". Trapattoni with Liam Brady were asked to take over team affairs in Dolan's absence and....Quote:
Originally Posted by ramsfan
the first thing brady said was"Imagine Geovani the papers when the reults go wrong.It'll be all crap-a-tony this and shut your trap that and..." to which trapper replied" che continua qui. che sono lei e ciò che sono facendo in questo terribile all'indietro paese" .
liam looked blankly and replied....
"O sole mio, give it to me. Delicious ice cream from Italy". Trappetoni looked at him quisicallly and said "What's the matter with you, why a you look a so sad?". Brady ignored him and went back to play subbuteo football when the phone rang. It was .....Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
That bloke off the ad (the one who's having problem's with the under 7's team) to tell Brady that he's been given the Job of explaining the Offside rule to Clinton Morrison and Robbie Keane, Brady wishes him all the but reckons he's got his work cut out so he should try.....................
lego pieces instead or maybe a quick go on the playstation, to which the 2 boys perk up going," bags me first go " and "yerra oim deadly at dis" . trappatoni was fairly dumbfounded at the utter stupidness of both players but boy was he in for a suprise when ...
his Boss, John Delaney arrived. "Who is a the guy with the rat on his a head?" enquired Trappatoni. "I am here" said Delaney, "at the behest of the Board to offer you a 16 year contract". "Make a that 20" replied Trappatoni. "Done" said Mr. D. "Multo bene, and I intenda to resigna after 6 weeks a by mutual consent". "That ok", said John D "as I didn't pick you so no blame for me". Brady looked up from the subbuteo game and said....Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
..."are you related to Tony Cascarino?"; just then Paul Doolin arrived wearing a big....
toupe hoping no one would notice saying if its good enough for young steve its good enough for me so how about that job to which brady said.....
'I was told when I joined about Celtic's ''paranoia''. Now I know it is true. We are hard done by. Religously and politically, there are people against us.'Quote:
Originally Posted by gee wizz
"I was talking about Ireland" Doolin replied. "Never heard of them" said Brady going back to his subbuteo game. Meanwhile Pat Dolan had returned to take the reins back from Trappetoni who then left by mutal consent with a €15 million pay off. "Right" said Dolan, "time to....."
appoint another commitee to get the right man for the job,now who should we get to do all these interviews and hopefully it wont take as long as the other three did just then Given put his name forward for the job stating that he managed against the world champions and only lost one-nil to which Dolan said......
you look like one of the extras off glenroe don ye mad larry ye.
don tokk home his ball switched on the tele and started playing with his.....
remote control. "Feck this committee" said Dolan as he finished his 6th Big Mac "I am the manager in case people have forgotton this in the thread. I am going to field a total Eircom League team with 7 players from St. Pats and 4 from Cork City". With that he picked up the phone and....Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
...and rang Four Star Pizza but they hung up on him because he....
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Originally Posted by Paddyfield
hadn't paid for the last 20 pizzas he'd ordered the night before. Wiping the cheese from his chin he decided instead to....
ring the colonel for some good old fashioned chicken wings they always went down a treat and helped his team selections was this the reason he always played one or two headless chickens at every club he.......
had been sacked by. His mobile rang again and taking a 6 lb steak out of his mouth, he answered it. It was John Delaney. "I am afraid we have to terminate your contract by mutual consent" were the words he heard at the other end. "But I haven't managed the team yet" Dolan muttered, spitting out chicken wings in the process". "This is Trappetoni ?" said Delaney as he clenched Don Givens head between his thighs". Dolan hung up just as a familiar figure entered the room.....Quote:
Originally Posted by gee wizz
and it was none other than the ghost of bill shankly who grumbled at the way footballers had too much money these days and in his time they were seen but not heard.like children in fact. the other managers looked at each other and laughing,carried on their management shenanigans with phat dolan at the helm .in his mouth now was....
the leg of Robbie Keane on which he was gnawing. ANyone got some salt and vinegar he asked as the radio announced that the FAI had.......Quote:
Originally Posted by placid casual
...amalgamated with....
the League of Unilateral Romboid Experts to become FAILURE.
which coincidentally was how the general hoi poli viewed them anyway.
their star eventually rose as a result of ........
...of a football match between Cork City and.....
Sligo Rovers,in which Roddy Collins and Pat Dolan were..........
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Originally Posted by deecay
spying for international players but they decided they were all rubbish, especially...
...as not one of the players qualified to play for the Republic of Ireland and so Pat and Roddy got into a helicopter owned by....
Nick Leeson, who we all know is robbing money from...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
....his piggy bank but the helicopter couldn't take off because....
John Lester was on board,they were going on a scouting mission to Sligo to look at.........
The world class facilities they have there. Meanwhile back in...Quote:
Originally Posted by deecay
The Big Tree, Johnny Logan was again Serenading Dana's neither region this this with a rousing rendition of..................Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman