A mate of mine was being a smug ******* when he told me he won the "Orphan of the year Award..."
...So I told him, "Your parents must be so proud."
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A mate of mine was being a smug ******* when he told me he won the "Orphan of the year Award..."
...So I told him, "Your parents must be so proud."
WARNING - The above post contains product placement.Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
It's just a little extra cash.
Which is exactly what you could be earning if you consolidate all your loans into...
Indeed - and if its one thing I won't tolerate, its dandruff. That's why you need Wolfie's "HEADSTART" for all of your dandruff issues - now with the great taste of Anchovies!!!!!!!! RADICAL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by thischarmingman
http://www.kevinmuldoon.com/wp-conte...orld-pepsi.jpg
Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
Garth: Here, take two of these!
[Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]
Wayne: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation
State of the health system....5 hours yesterday and 8 hours today my mum sat in A&E in Drogheda waiting to get an x-ray. So bloody busy, with loads of people in flu masks. Scary stuff.
Seamie Coleman.
Friday.
I am thinking af applying for the Sligo job when Paul Cooke goes to Stockport.
In Fantasy League, why do players you've just got rid of, end up scoring in the next game?
There's no thread called 'Newcastle fan floors Stevengae player after today's match' so I'll just stick this here: http://yfrog.com/n27jxz
Big trouble ahead!
I'm never going near Belfast International Airport again. For any other nordies, did you know that you get charged a quid to drop someone off? I didn't and got stuck searching the car for money to get out. They must be getting advice from Ryanair, charging ye for absolutely anything. Its probably only a matter of time before they start charging for the toilets. I don't even think theres a footpath for people to walk in from the main road so theres no way to avoid it. Completed P'd be off:mad:
this working saturday and sunday lark isn't up to much. completely scunnered at the minute.
R.I.P. Martinho and Pauro's mum who died today. My heart breaks for them and their family.
RIP. Very sad news.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
Awful to hear that, looking for to seeing Marty Feb 9th
Very sorry to hear that - condolences Pauro and Marty.
Sincere condolences to both Pauro and Martinho. R.I.P.
Very sorry to hear that. My condolences to Pauro and Marty.
RIP,god bless her.
Very sorry to read this, condolences Marty and Pauro. RIP.
Have a bit of an ear infection at the moment. Was listening to the Pixies earlier, kept hearing "My Velouria" as "My De Lorean"
Might need to get this check out
The player used to go out with the hooligan's missus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bray-Z
Condolences to Pauro, Martinho and all who were close.
RIP
If I was a hippy I'd be led to the conclusion that there must have been a lot of positive energy around the Pixies aura yesterday.Quote:
Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
There's yourself with an ear infection listening to the Pixies and there was myself puchasing "Complete B Sides" by the Pixies. In the same day. Cosmic, maaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when we got rid of "Bank Of Scotland Ireland" , we now have "Nationwide UK Ireland" advertising on the airwaves. The name of this bank is wrong on so many levels. http://www.nationwideuk.ie
If you've some spare time, you should check out - Conjunctivitis.com
It really is a site for sore eyes, let me tell you.
It is, but you can understand why they'd want to retain the UK part, with Irish money flooding out of the country to the UK and European banks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
What is the most thanked post on foot.ie?
It could have been that puppy post of Mr A's. But then the thanks got reset.
Good question!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fly
Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bray-Z
Dodge had a post which summed up the Limerick-FAI-Barcelona shambles, which was probably the most I've ever seen for one post.
http://foot.ie/threads/135488-What-t...=1#post1359806
He had a good one in the Barstooler facepalm thread about subbuteo buyers also.
EDIT: http://foot.ie/threads/144185-Barsto...=1#post1426488
This one has more alright.
You mean this one? Yeah, that's the most I've seen, barring maybe Mr A's or the puppy gets it post.Quote:
Originally Posted by osarusan
Having a bad day?
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are You OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
Of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.
Why are women queueing at check-outs ALWAYS surprised when asked to pay?
Have your bloody money ready, then I won't be late for work.
It's the digging around for change that drives me demented...
Which poses the question: if they always pay with the exact amount, how do they get change in the first place?Quote:
Originally Posted by dahamsta
Just what goes on in a woman's handbag that means they never have to break a tenner?
http://foot.ie/threads/1816-Jokes-(R...=1#post1406046Quote:
Originally Posted by Eminence Grise
i thought that was the exclusive domain of old age pensioners :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dahamsta
i got lost in my fiancee's purse for 3 hours. It was mostly condoms, mints and random phone numbers. She said she was minding them for her friend. Fair enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eminence Grise