It's true to say that most of you are beneath us.
I stopped by the 'stadium' earlier this evening, or was it late afternoon (hard to tell which, as the day is mighty long) to have a gander at the Pats squad training.
One fécker, Davo? was clean through, ballooned the ball over the bar, over the back fence, landed right on top of my jeep. There were about 20 Pats fans in the stand, might have been just 15, as one or two of them were truly massive. I had a short chat with the goalkeeper coach, Brian O'Shea (a short time but plenty of chat). He must have been a good goalie because he's not much taller than 5ft 7". Despite their preparations being hampered by a scout with cold feet, they watched 'the dvd' last night , a game that was played on this ground, so I said 'the 1 nil game to IBV' no he says '3-2 to IBV', so I don't know what game he watched, not this seasons for sure. Anyway he had a good suss on the IBV team & players and liked the style of the league here, ball on ground - plenty of passing.
I told him to buy a roll of bin liners and make sure all the windows were blacked out, so he could get some sleep.