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The Aircoach to Bray takes over an hour and leaves you a good ten minutes' walk from the ground, and that's if you manage to catch the 7pm one. So the best you can do is be about half an hour late for the game. And it costs you E12 or so. Flybus departs at a quarter past the hour, and takes 50 minutes to get to Tallaght. DublinCoach also leaves on the half hour, so you'd have to get the 7:30 one, which leaves you in Red Cow for 7:50. Either way, you're going to miss at least half an hour.
You'll miss 5 minutes as our home games start later than everyone else's. What's 5 minutes missed in 2 hours? Would you prefer to stay at home and miss the game?
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Ah, the infamous "Scene missing". And this is to be arranged for free too, it seems.
So for a Sligo fan looking to travel out for the UCD game next month, you're looking at E35 for the flight at the moment, E8 for the Aircoach (which leaves every 15 minutes, would take an hour to get to the flyover and then leave you a 15 minute walk to the ground - so you'd miss the first half-hour), pay in at the gate (E15) and then you're stuck in Dublin with only your mystical "arrange transport back after the game" to rely on. So E58 all told spent - E8 over your budget - and you've only gotten a one-way trip.
Truly you are a complete and utter space cadet of the highest order.
More excuses, together with the traditional parting jibe.