Drinking Culture in the EL
Maybe one of the mods can make this into a poll for me.
How drunk do you prefer to be when you watch your team play.
1. Stoney cold sober - the football is good enough for me.
2. A little tipsy - a few looseners to get me singing, but I'm still in control.
3. Mickey Monk - You don't expect me to watch that sh!te sober, do you?
4. Thrashed - Enough pints inside me to shag Anne Doyle
5. Blotto - Enough pints inside me to shag Robbie Doyle.*
* For female posters just reverse 4 & 5
This is a semi-serious semi-humorous topic. I heard an interesting debate that the Eircom league would never be taken seriously until it cleaned up its act with regard to administration and marketing. But, it would never do that because there is such a big drinking culture among the fans and officials of the clubs. The league is run by p iss-heads, for p iss-heads.
The main attraction of El football to me is to meet up with all the friends I have made in the club. And I would never have met famous EL personalities such as Big Dec or Tom The Gom if I was a tee-totaller.
The last time I watched a game sober was when we were beaten 2-4 by Dublin City and if I hadn't been already driven to drink years ago that match would definately have done it.
So what do you all think, and if you don't feel like a serious response tell us your funniest drink-related football story.