Originally Posted by
Jinxy
More money for individual "sports?" I suppose we should be subsidising runners for all the joggers and providing grant aid to buy leotards for all the aerobics fanatics out there. I can also say with near absolute certainty that 75% of the women surveyed were lying.
(To woman): "Are you involved in sporting activity of any kind?"
"Oh yeah, I'm a member of my local gym."
(Translation): "I signed up in January and I've never gone, but if I cancel my direct debit thats just admitting defeat."
I guarantee gardening and playing the Nintendo Wii will be classified as sports by the time the next ESRI report comes round.