In Praise of Jesus

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09/05/2008, 8:32 AM
jebus

In Praise of Jesus

Isn't it fantastic the way the majority of the world agrees that we have a saviour to bring us out of this man made mess of a world. I mean we couldn't have messed up God's design for this planet any more than we have, and yet God is willing to forgive us all, even the unrealistic rantings of people like Richard Dawkins (how did a simple thing like eyelashes evolve Richard? can't answer can you?), and invite us all into his paradise. It's a simple thought, but a nice one that stands alongside thanking God each day for the natural beauty that surrounds us. So whether Hindu, Buddhist, Christian, Satanist or Jedi let's hear it for Ganesha, Buddha, Jesus, Satan and Yoda on this glorious God given Friday! :)

Thread in honour of GavinZac's absence :D
09/05/2008, 8:46 AM
micls

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Originally Posted by jebus

Thread in honour of GavinZac's absence :D

:D:D I was actually reading the post thinking thank God he's not online!!
09/05/2008, 2:03 PM
deecay

Dawkins is great,god isnt
09/05/2008, 2:20 PM
jebus

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Originally Posted by deecay

Dawkins is great,god isnt

Dawkins is an egotistical fool, whilst God is quite cool....oh yeah! :)
09/05/2008, 2:41 PM
hoops1

Praise the Lord
09/05/2008, 3:52 PM
pete

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Originally Posted by hoops1

Praise the Lord

Which one? How do we know which is the best God? The guy who gets the biggest crowds?

:confused:
09/05/2008, 3:53 PM
p�l-dcfc

Jesus was a top bloke. Not the son of god though.

More like a Nelson Mandela figure I'd say.
09/05/2008, 3:58 PM
Schumi

Hurrah to all mythical supermen!
09/05/2008, 3:59 PM
Block G Raptor

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Originally Posted by p�l-dcfc

Jesus was a top bloke. Not the son of god though.

More like a Nelson Mandela figure I'd say.

or a John Lennon maybe. thats what I always thought anyway.
09/05/2008, 4:00 PM
thischarmingman

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
09/05/2008, 4:02 PM
Block G Raptor

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Originally Posted by thischarmingman

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"

Are you shagging Marian Keyes by any chance ?
09/05/2008, 4:58 PM
John83

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Originally Posted by Schumi

Hurrah to all mythical supermen!

No one ever cheers for the sidekicks. :(
09/05/2008, 5:59 PM
Wangball

Ah sure Jesus is just like Peaches Geldof and Jack Osbourne, only famous because of who is Dad is,
09/05/2008, 9:47 PM
Magicme

Wangball, how do you do it. You crack me up everytime!
10/05/2008, 12:09 AM
centre mid

god doesnt exist, hope this helps!
10/05/2008, 8:38 PM
stann

And even if he did, he'd have fecked off in a huff years ago.
11/05/2008, 12:18 AM
sullanefc
11/05/2008, 11:31 AM
thischarmingman

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Originally Posted by Block G Raptor

Are you shagging Marian Keyes by any chance ?

Well you know, I wanted to keep it quiet, but she's only gone and insisted that she tells the world of her love for me. Women eh? :rolleyes:
12/05/2008, 7:47 AM
Lionel Ritchie

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Originally Posted by jebus

Isn't it fantastic the way the majority of the world agrees that we have a saviour to ...
Thread in honour of GavinZac's absence :D

Lionel Ritchie circles the bait, his finely honed and highly evolved bullsh1t sensors are the product of millenia of incrementally improved and yet utterly undesigned selection. He flexes, bares his teeth ever so slightly and then in a flash of an instant says "...nah".