Bear with me here but I detect a relationship between the coolness of a sportsmans name and their quality.
Lionel Messi is a cool name - Dean Windass is not
Brett Favre is a cool name - Rex Grossman is not
Ayrton Senna is a cool name - Nigel Mansell is not (yes I know......)
Tiger Woods is a cool name - Omar Uresti is not
Kieran Fallon is a cool name - Cash Asmussen is not
The conclusion is that crap names will never be any good at their sport.
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