Best piece of interwebbing that has ever been witnessed. Religionista's can be so hillarious at times.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10249
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Best piece of interwebbing that has ever been witnessed. Religionista's can be so hillarious at times.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10249
Sweet mother of god!!!
Loved the guy who responded to the poster saying he likes to be the shaggy dog in monopoly with
"God hates furries" :D:D:D
Anyone I'm gonna sign up there and see what trouble I can cause in the oncoming days
Remember to post back your good work here!Quote:
Originally Posted by jebus
Sorry to let ye down hard guys, but :-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Just read this disclaimer at the foot of that forum
The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions;
What in the name of God makes these people like this, is it brainwashing, is it collective mental illness,are American Bible belters just THICK!! or all of the above
Edit: or is it the fact that the site is a wind-up
It's a parody :(.
Too good to be true I suppose.
why not get 3 or 4 to sign up and cause mayhem in thereQuote:
Originally Posted by jebus
:D:D that forum is the most entertaining read ive had n a while!! I like the "father maurice lester" character! he puts them sick loopers in their box!! They have effectonatly called him a "ring kissing papst dog" as his tag... how nice.
6yard, im all on for that, we could really rock the boat!!:D
we have to get Limerick till i die in there along with jebus, wonder is there a bible bashing equivalent of dahamsta on it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by biscuit
Hahah!! that would be golden!! Unfortunatley I am banned already!! They didnt like me questioning them! I think i threw the words "closet queers" in there!! Not very christian of me!!;):D
It's not something I'd usually recommend, but did any of the more recent posters actually read GavinZac's post?
just shows you that most of us do actually ignore Gavin Zacs posts:DQuote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Not usually recommended, but you do it anyway, don't you? The "car crash" effect they call that, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
Frankly I'd be disappointed if you could comprehend them, "punisha", but you're not doing yourself any particular favours for notability if you're recommending foot.ie descend upon a blatant wind-up en masse. I believe the vulgar term is "wooooooooosh".Quote:
Originally Posted by 6yardpunisha
Interesting that for the most part those duped by this appear to be either rural, or Raptor. :D
Feck off. after seeing thisQuote:
Originally Posted by GavinZac
I'll believe the American Christian Right is capable of all sorts of unbelievable idiocy, so yes originally I took the site at face value and I'm sure if I google for a while I'll find a real one thats equally idiotic. I'll get back to you
Oh I don't doubt that, I've seen "Jesus Camp". But, scrabble? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Block G Raptor
ive signed up here as Block g Rapture :D gonna have me some fun
[quote=GavinZac;932106]
Frankly I'd be disappointed if you could comprehend them, "punisha", but you're not doing yourself any particular favours for notability if you're recommending foot.ie descend upon a blatant wind-up en masse. I believe the vulgar term is "wooooooooosh".
i know, you tend to use really big words and we have to ring our cousins in the city to explain them to us before we respond to your highly articulate and intelligent postings on foot.ie:cool:
after reading that
Headache, nearly vomitted and pain in my jaw from laughing