I've found a way to save us...joke
Let's have a "match" at half time between Ryans Celtic and Keane Rovers....both sides will be very competitive, having trained for such a showdown for years now. Shooting skills on both sides are excellent, and everyone involved will be prepared to die for his team. That bastrad ref from Sligo that night up there can officiate. Its sure to be a moneyspinner with a large gate forecast, and you'd also be assured of getting RTE and TV3 there to cover it.How can we lose??