Okay. I saw something similar on another site.
Let's start a story.
Keep it slightly relevant to Ireland.
No bad language
No 'below the belt' swipes at other Clubs or individuals.
You can't refer to the Club that you support.
Just continue the sentence and start the next sentence.
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Two Shamrock Rovers fans were walking past Dalymount Park when all of a sudden a bus full of....