Which Footballer are you?
Printable View
You are Paolo Montero
You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.
I got:
Gabriel Batistuta
An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
Actually fairly accurate, although I doubt i'm past my best!:)
You are
Gabriel Batistuta
An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
You are
David Seaman
You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.
Gabriel Batistuta
how could i be past it - i'm only a young fella
I got
Kevin Hunt
You're one of the best players in the country. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You can destroy your opponent's defence in seconds but you'd never do anything to hurt anyone. You've got skill, integrity and you're not an arrogant tosser. A credit to the game.
I am a Bastituta, 'cept I could'nt hit a Cows arse with a Banjo!
A majority of Batigols then? Last time I had me hair like that was when 'Slippery When Wet' was never off me Tape Player! :D
You are
Freddie Ljungberg
Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled
Try this for a laugh....Oliver Kahn. I don't intimidate the opposition forwards, but, I'm a big bully boy at the back!!:DQuote:
Réiteoir, haven't you forgotten something? Like 3-2 to Cork City!!:D :D :D
Gabriel Batistuta
An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
I guess that's the main middle-of-the-road reply.
Bonus ppints for me though....I'm American, but I knew who Gabriel Batistuta was without needing most of the description.
Further proof, (as if it was needed) that you're on goal for the next foot.ie match!Quote:
Originally posted by Shed End John
Try this for a laugh....Oliver Kahn. I don't intimidate the opposition forwards, but, I'm a big bully boy at the back!!
:D :D
I am:
Rivaldo
You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.
Dave Barry
GOD.
nuff said!!
You are
Gabriel Batistuta
An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
past my best????? :)
You are
Patrick Viera
You'e a great athlete. YOu've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.
hee, hee, - it's true!:D