The great wonders of the modern world

OK folks, sit up straight and pay attention ..... it's history lesson time.

Today's topic is The Great Wonders of the Modern World.

First we have the Grand Canyon..... huge, vast expanse which seems to go on forever. It's size defies belief. When people see it for the first time most are speechless and are lost for words.

Second we have Colin Hawkins' nose. For description see previous wonder.

We have now added another great wonder from within the bowels of the Bohs Team............Derek Coughlan's mouth.
Probably exceeds the Grand Canyon for size and vast expanse of nothingness. Similar to it's American co-wonder the main common factor between them it the amount of hot air that rises from within both.

"I'll quiten JO'F tonight" ........ oh boy, you sure got that wrong Derek me ol' son.

I'd neraly go up to the airport to see ya tomorrow and burst your ball$ on that one.

Next time spend your time reading the Echo ( and keeping up with City's march to the title ) rather than being suckered into making stupid statements like tonight's article.

3-2........how sweet it is.