Worst Lyrics

Apart from the usual Samantha Mumba "Boy, I gotta broken heart / Its tearing me apart" "He's so fine/She's all mine" and any lyric that rhymes "walk" with "talk", what's the worst song lyrics in the world ever?

I have three:-

"Listen through your ears, through your eyes that see" [U2 "Stuck in a Moment"]-surely the most nonsensical line of all time.
"Tonight there's going to be a jail-break
Somewhere in this town" -[Thin Lizzy] - Hmm, wonder where in this town the jailbreak might be???

Also, another song from the late seventies - somebody help me here - about a girl who is singing a song to her astronaut lover, whose been travelling in deep space for over a year, and halfway through the song, she asks, "By the way, how's your cold?" After a year????

Cant remember the singer, but it was one of those songs you couldnt escape from a few years ago..went something like...

“Im afraid of the dark,
especially when im in the park.
Im not afraid of a ghost, its the sight i fear the most, i’d rather have a piece of toast...”

Song was called Life or something....

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Originally posted by PAURO 7
Cant remember the singer, but it was one of those songs you couldnt escape from a few years ago..went something like...

“Im afraid of the dark,
especially when im in the park.
Im not afraid of a ghost, its the sight i fear the most, i’d rather have a piece of toast...”

Song was called Life or something....

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It was Des'ree I think, I was just coming on to post it myself!!! :D

Jay Lo

I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block
God that song, fat assed bitch

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Originally posted by sadloserkid
It was Des'ree I think, I was just coming on to post it myself!!! :D

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The very one... chorus went: DOO DOO DOO DOO, LIFE, OH LIFE, OHHHH LIFE, DOO DOO DOO DOO...
the girlies a genius.... ;)

How about this one:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO (Lost track of nos) NO NO THERES NO LIMITS!

Actually a Placebo song comes to mind as for worst lyric, "Blue American",

"I wrote this novel just for mom, for all the mommy things she's done..."

But Conor,
Why bother learning the lyrics of rubbish off by heart?

id have to go with pretty much most of Avril Lavine's stuff.
pretty woefull.
whats that song?
Skater dude or something?
what a disgracfull waste of the english language.:)

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Originally posted by fonzi
Skater dude or something?

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It's actually sk8er boi (I kid you not!) :D

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Originally posted by Conor74
.......... it was just nonsensical gibberish.

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Well Conor, you certainly recognise that when you see it!;)

There was some Big Tom song, (went down a treat at FF chicken dinners !), where he "sang" something like
"the cavrins (sic) of my mind"
Anyone remember that and what song it is?

T'would be hard to beat the utter depths of some of our Euro entries though.
"All kinds of Everything" anyone ?!:p

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Originally posted by The Sheliban
"Listen through your ears, through your eyes that see" [U2 "Stuck in a Moment"]-surely the most nonsensical line of all time.

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its
"And through your eyes i can see that you are such a fool."

I probably am such a fool.
But why?

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Originally posted by The Sheliban
I probably am such a fool.
But why?

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Coz you follow Shels! :D

J/K

To worry like you do.

'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE.......
:) :D :D

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Originally posted by Conor74
Sheliban - I just cut and pasted from an Oasis site.

I just thought of worse lyrics. Wang Chung's "Dance Hall Days"

"Take your baby by the ears
and kiss away her darkest fears..."

Yeah, like she'd hang around for the kiss after you grabbed her ears...

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Surely this is a reference to..ahem....fellatio?;)

i believe he is a really mouthy type and he goes down far too easily