Stand as we recite the Drunken Prayer.
>>
>> We believe in one drink, Guinness the almighty
>> Makers of cans and bottles
>> Of all that is drunk and un-drunk
>> We believe in one brewer, Arthur
>> The only son of Guinness
>> Eternally begotten of the hops
>> Hops from hops, barley from barley
>> True drink from true drink
>> Begotten not made
>> Of one distillery of the Father
>> Through it all things were made
>> For us men and our salvation
>> It comes down from St. James Gate
>> By the power of the market he became incarnate
>> And was made a rich man
>> For our sake we are crucified under Pontious Prices
>> Bad pints, suffer hagovers and A.A. meetings
>> On the next day we rise again in accordance
>> With our scruples and ascend into oblivion
>> We come again to judge the living and the dead
>> We believe in one alcoholic beverage
>> Brewed and bottled under one licence
>> We acknowledge one Arthur, son of the almighty pint
>> Conceived in heaven and sold on earth
>> Blessed is the one drink through one father and many sons
>> Sold under one label and distributed throughout the world
>> We look for the resurrection of new drinks
>> And a cure for hangovers
>> Amen
>>
