A Scum Rovers fan, Anto, decides to leave the ghetto and travel to a match outside dubland. Of course by the time he gets to Kildare, he is lost.
He sees a local and calls him over.
Anto:"Hey bud, am I anywhere near Clane ?".
Local:"Not even if you used a scrubbing brush for a whole week, ya dirty, manky junkie".
:D :D :D :D
