I've just figured out..

....why the longford fans are in our forum.

BECAUSE THERES F*CK ALL HAPPENING IN THEIR FORUM.

aah are ye feeling lonley lads!

Have a look, there musn't be too many computers in Longford.

Now you're getting the hang of it! :)

All we need now is for Drogman to start slagging them about milking chickens!

I apologise for the obvious error in my last post.

I used the term Longfor fans (plural), it might be a bit beyond reasonable imagination to assume that there is more that one!