Growing up in Ireland we used to use words in sentences that make no sense to the English. Here are a few.
Wash up the delf... Wash up the Dishes
Dress the bed.. Make the bed
Gone to buy the messages.. Gone to do the shoping
Clothes in the Press clothes in the cupboard
My friend My mate
The Range The oven
Mammy/Daddy(even still) Mum/Dad
Anyone else have any more.