City Away Jersey In Death Trap Shocker

I put on my City away jersey this morning and there was a bee in it and it stung me. I spent 10 minutes sh*tting myself trying to remember if it was myself or someone else who was allergic to stings (turns out it was someone else, and they're allergic to wasp stings, but that doesn't really matter right now).
Anyway, any lawers out there know who I can sue for my personal anguish?
The bee was of the bumble family of bees, not dismililar to that which Eanna claims he was kicked out at when he trashed Liepaja's ground.

well thats got to be the liveliest thing to happen for a long time in a city jersey:D