Urgent - Tallaght Earthquake Appeal

At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake measuring 4.8 on the Richter scale hit northern Tallaght causing untold disruption and distress. Many were woken well before their dole check arrived

..Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Tallaght.

One resident, Jasmine-Demi Spencer, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Mariah-Britney slept through it."

Thankfully though, looting did carry on as normal.

The Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

HOW YOU CAN HELP

EUR 2 buys a 10 pack of johnny Blue to ease the pain of 2 stricken families.

EUR 10 can take a family to Clondalkin for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of used shopping trolleys.

22c buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim.

PLEASE ACT NOW

Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do the rest!

If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Pound World and the Square Shopping Centre.

That's rich, coming from someone from Longford...

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Originally posted by tressonisgod
That's rich, coming from someone from Longford...

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Says someone from Finglas by the sea........ Sh!t Dublin Suburb, You're just a sh!t Dublin Suburb........

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Originally posted by Macy
Says someone from Finglas by the sea........ Sh!t Dublin Suburb, You're just a sh!t Dublin Suburb........

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Is it even a suburb? I would have thought more like south county dublin myself ;)

Dublin W perhaps?

nah, its just a ****hole :D

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Originally posted by pete
I would have thought more like south county dublin myself ;)

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thats what we were singing up there before. "You´re only south county dublin" and then all these indignant heads turn round "wehr nah from dubbelin, wehr fram wicklouw" in the biggest thickest jackeen accents ya ever heard- priceless :)

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Originally posted by Éanna
thats what we were singing up there before. "You´re only south county dublin" and then all these indignant heads turn round "wehr nah from dubbelin, wehr fram wicklouw" in the biggest thickest jackeen accents ya ever heard- priceless :)

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Aye, same response to 'You're just a sh!t Dublin Suburb' and 'We all know that it's Finglas by the sea'........ And then they start slagging us for being boggers and sh@gging sheep...... Wish they'd make up their minds, esp considering there's far more sheep in wickla than there is in Longford...... :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Macy
Wish they'd make up their minds, esp considering there's far more sheep in wickla than there is in Longford...... :rolleyes:

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more sheep in wickla than everywhere but wales and new zealand i´d say!

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Originally posted by Éanna

more sheep in wickla than everywhere but wales and new zealand i´d say!

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more buggered ones anyway :D