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Your Mamma is SOO fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book !!
Your Mamma was SOO dumb she got knocked down by a parked car !!
Your Mamma was SOO ugly when she was young her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dogs would play with her !!
Your Mamma was SOO fat her school picture was an aerial photograph !!
Your Mamma was SOO old, Jesus was in her year book !!
Your Mamma is SOO fat her blood type is Ragu !!
Your Mamma's glasses are SOO big, she looks at the map and she waves at the people !!
Your Mamma is SOO slutty she takes someone to dinner and they always stay for breakfast !!
Your Mamma is SOO fat, she stands on the weighing scales and it says "to be continued"
Your Mamma is SOO stupid she has a peep hole in her glass door !!
Your Mamma is SOO fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again !!
Your Mamma is SOO hairy she looks like she has Don King in a head lock !!
Your Mamma was SOO fat that when i was on top, i rolled over three times and i was still on top !!
Your Mamma was SOO stupid that when she went to see Disneyland, she saw a sign saying "Disleylands Left" so she wnet home !!
Your Mamma was SOO fat that when her shadow fell on the chair ... it broke !!