I know there is a "Jokes" thread on another part of the site, but with the World Cup about to start there should be a few jokes around.
Here is a starter.......
Ronaldinho goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit
glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you
lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian
team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to
put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England
0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It
must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard
89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head inhis hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only
scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down.I got sent off just after half time."
...........
