Plucky Derry held mighty UCDD (pronounced "ocht-d...d...da"), to a draw this evening. Well, yesterday evening now. The game defied the current fashion of having a sending off, though McWalter and some Derry punter did get as far as shoving each other after the Derry punter had fouled McWalter, having missed the ball by about twenty yards.
The game started a few minutes later than usual, because we were on the telly. A non eL fan who watched tells me that Dolan and Healy were photoshopped to look like they were being conferred in some sort of effort to be clever. There. That Setanta bloke (that mustard shirt looked silly :p) was worried that STIG might not contain some anti-Setanta jibes this time, so they are necessary in the match report.
The calling out of the teams was somewhat prolonged, as UCD's PA decided to take the Derry fans to task for being rowdy while he was trying to make a charity appeal. Unfortunately, he doesn't speak the language of the Derry-hi, and the drumming and shouting through a loudhailer continued.
He took his revenge forty minutes later, announcing the first UCD substition in Rugby-speak. "Alan Mahon," Michael informed us, "retires due to a blood substition."
I seem to be missing most of the game out here, but I don't care. Anyone who does either went to the game or watched it in the pub. One fan's text from a pub, asking for a chant on TV with his name in it got "Deco, how's your ma" in return.
To sum up, Derry played okay but didn't threaten much, UCD were reaonable but didn't take any of their four chances (which, it should be noted, all fell in the same six second period), and everyone went home happy, especially Connor Salmon, who got his second consecutive man of the match award, and got to be interviewed on the telly. ("So Connor, did UCD want to win after losing to Derry the last two times they played?" "Nyeeh, sure... [cliché x5]". There were other enlightening questions, but I choose not to record them now, because my eyes are sore, and I want to go home).
Oh, and Darren Quigley spent much of the match doing his best Rene Higuita impersonation.
UCD: Quigley, Mahon (Matthews ~40), Shorthall, McNally, Kenna, Hurley (Finn ~70), McDonnell, Dicker, Ryan (Cawley ~60), McWalter, Salmon
All substitution times more or less made up to suit the narritive flow.
Attendance: c.400
I'm not drunk, honest.