some are very good along the lines of this one below
Heinrich Himmler wrote:
I don't know qvite how I got mixed up in all zis, but I vass a simple chicken farmer before I became a notorious mass murderer.
Heinrich Himmler wrote:
Music German Army Marches
Films Schindlers List, Der Untergang.
Sports Grave Digging and Shooting, (preferably in that order)
Scared Of The Nuremberg Trials :D
Happiest When Checking your Papers, Pulling out your Fingernails, Attaching Electrodes to Your Testicles, Shoving ein Red Hot Poker up your Back Passage, und Saluting ze Fuhrer
