Originally Posted by John83
There are also people who don't want to go see a film that had its tense moments laughed at in Cannes, where the great plot revelation will be that... Jesus and Mary Magdeline - hang on, I know about this already - who cares? It'd be like trying to watch the Usual Suspects already knowing the twist? Or Fight Club? There's no tension, no surprise. That makes for a really terrible thriller.
Then you have stupidity like a Professor of the mythical discipline of "symbology", a malapropism devised by idiots in order not to confuse the public with a real word like "semiotics". It's like calling psychiatry "talk-about-it-ology." I'm told that the film opens with a lecture in Paris about how "symbology" is the study of symbols (Really? Fascinating), and then, for those of you too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time, that symbols are a form of language.
I'm told that many scenes contain revelations along the lines of:
Hanks, "Wait a minute... What if the letters are mixed up?"
Tautou, (supposedly a cryptographer?) "You mean... an anagram?"